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Episode 169: Donald, It's Time To Go

The episode is now up! Check out EXIF data, it's really real! On today's show, Mike and JF take you through the political news of the week and break down what you need to know and what you don't, plus just kidding who cares.


We've really got for ya here some goofy Kickstarters: a COVID-19 flirting paddle (???), a service for renting a chair for $15, a troubling surgeon who seems to believe in aromatherapy, the worst possible way to walk your dogs, and much more. And if you've read this far send us an email to read on the show, or at least let us know what your cube score is! It's yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com. That's where you send it.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. All month long, we're inviting some very special guests on to help us celebrate Miketober, an investigation into the wild, wild world of DB's favorite films. It's the opposite of Jesseuary in every way: the movies are creepy, classic, and even watched by everyone appearing on the show!


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Episode 174: The People Trumped Ronald Plump

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