You Have Offended This Podcast

Ok, so the audio is fixed. If you downloaded this podcast and Chad's audio was super low and it was annoying as fuck, that should be better now. Apologies all around. That said....This is the greatest spoof/tribute movie of all time.You can disagree, but you're wrong.Come along and laugh your fool ass off with Chad and me for a while as we break down this amazing film. You won't regret it - quite the contrary, you'll wonder why the actual fuck you didn't hang out with us sooner.Hey, consider subscribing and leaving us a review!

If you don't like this movie, we can't be friends.Still here? Ok, come along in to the world of Johnny Utah, former college high school football standout turned FBI agent going after bank robbers. Tremendous. As if that weren't enough, Patrick Swayze as Bodhi, surfer and leader of the Ex-Presidents? That enough to whet your whistle? No? Well then, let me toss fucking Gary Busey your way acting all Gary Busey on your ass.If you've never pointed a gun up into the air and fired whilst going, "auuuggghhhhhh!!", then this is the movie for you...or the podcast overview of that movie. You know what I mean.Please consider subscribing and leaving us a review!

Another of the Partial Arts podcasts that we didn't release recently, so here you go! Enjoy over the weekend the antics of Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau, getting disguised, being attacked by his faithful manservant Kato, and admonishing an overly fretful woman for a "simple blemish" on the furniture.If you know these movies, you will enjoy us laughing along with it. Please consider subscribing and leaving us a review!

If you listened to our last podcast, we mentioned that our next movie would be The Crow. Now, what we failed to mention is that The Crow is the next movie we're *recording* - but we already have several podcasts finished and in the queue. One of those that we finished a while back is this one: Face/Off. Not a martial arts movie (unless you count Gun Fu...and we most certainly do), but the cheese in this is so very tasty, we had to do it. I mean, Cage being Cage here is one of the most glorious things you'll ever lay your beautiful eyes upon. We had such fun revisiting this movie and we hope you have laughs with us as you come along for the amazing, flawed, hilarious, and dripping with cheese ride.Also, please consider subscribing and leaving us a fabulous review on Apple or iTunes! You rule.

In the Year of Our Chuck Norris, 1986, a little movie from the Cannon Group came out as what was supposed to be a sequel to a movie we did not that long ago - Invasion U.S.A. Chuck said no to the film so it was passed on to Cannon's main man, Michael Dudikoff who took up the mantle of Matt Hunter quite well, thank you very much.The movie wasn't a sequel anymore, it was a stand-alone movie (with a lead character who just happened to be named Matt Hunter...don't think about it too long). Bad, racist men doing bad man racist things and we *reeeeeaalllly* want them to get killed. Have a listen to our talk-through and laugh along with us while Dudikoff and Steve James whoop some ass.Also, thanks to David Bone for the Facebook request! If you would like to hear us talk through *your* favorite martial arts movie, drop us a comment over there or on our Instagram or TikTok! Just look up You Have Offended This Podcast!If you can subscribe to the Pod, please do. It really helps us out.

This is the last of our older episodes to publish! It's all new ones from here on out - they'll go out once a month on the 5th of each month! This is 1995's The Hunted with Christopher Lambert on the run from damn ninjas! This is a fun flick that we had a blast going through again, so we hope you'll like reliving sword fights and arrows through the chest with us as you drive, workout, or walk!Also, hey! Maybe consider subscribing so you'll get us in your ears every month on the reg! If you could leave us a review anywhere you get your podcasts, that would make us super happy and, as a bonus, it really helps us out with THE ALGORITHM! ...all hail the algorithm....You rule.

Hey! Thanks for coming back for the new episodes! We're going to be releasing one new show per month now as we go forward to make sure we can keep up with the workload. We hope you enjoy the new stuff - basically same as the old podcast except no five parts, and we just might not stick to just martial arts movies. We'll likely lean heavily on them, but also hit action flicks and other stuff as our interest piques. If you have any favorites you'd like us to cover, leave us a review, hit us up on Instagram (search "you have offended this podcast") and let us know! we'll do our best to get it to the top of the pile and we'll shout you out on the show. 1984 was not a bad year for movies at all - The Terminator, The Karate Kid, Footloose, and if you're into that sort of thing, Top Secret! Ninja 3: The Domination was the third in Cannon Film's ninja trilogy...none of which were related to each other in any meaningful way. This one, however, had one of the most insane mixtures of ninja, horror, and aerobics any movie had ever seen. Let us tell you - it holds up! Come and hang while we give props to a true original in cinema. Also, please subscribe and leave us a review!

We time traveled back to 2006 for this beauty of a movie starring Jet Li, Sun Li, and Shido Nakamura (with a cool appearance from Nathan Jones in there, too). Super fun movie that we got to chat about and we hope you enjoy your drive or workout!Oh, hey, if you could subscribe to the show, that'd be super fun for us! It helps us and gets THE ALGORTHIM to put us into more people's heads!

I'm not sure if you've ever had the pleasure of viewing JCVD's movie, Double Impact, but man is it worth it. Van Damme as both Chad and Alex Wagner is awesome to the point of damn near changing my pants. THEN add Cory Everson in the mix? Come on, son.... You give me Geoffrey Lewis and toss Bolo Yeung in there, too? My cup runneth over, sir. IT RUNNETH!Come hang with us for a bit while we chat about this fab flick. You won't regret it. Also, hey, subscribe to the pod! It helps us get into more people's ears! Leaving us a review will help as well, and it'll make us just completely love you forever. We'll do your outgoing phone message if you'd like.