You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

Welcome to You're All Doomed, the podcast where Greg and Brian take you through Friday the 13th (1980), thirteen minutes at time. In our premiere episode, you'll learn about first victims, inappropriate campfire songs, and a little bit of grab-ass, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00.

In Episode 3, we discuss Officer Dorf and the Art of Motorcycle Turnarounds, Crazy Ralph's iconic monologue, and dreams about rivers of blood, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00.

In Episode 4, we discuss the joy of getting an arrow through the throat, our love of Bacon, and Sandy the Waitress, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00.

In Episode 5, we discuss a plea for help from an unseen child, an axe in a bed, and the likelihood of us shitting our pants, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00.

In Episode 6, we discuss how to properly barricade a door, covering a lot of ground in a short amount of time, and mommy monologues, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00.

In Episode 7, we discuss riding shotgun, conversations with a child, and swinging for the fences, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00.

In Episode 8, we discuss olde-tyme diving suits, dreams versus reality, and bubbles in the water, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th.

But wait, there’s more! Like young Jason jumping out of the lake to pull Alice under the water, we have one more surprise in store. In this bonus episode, we discuss our initial concerns, reimagining the movie, and CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH vs. KI-KI-KI-MA-MA-MA, as we take one last look at Friday the 13th.