Xena Warrior Commentary

Peanut races to rescue Ariolus from a different, allegedly worse Peanut, and poor Lucy has to be near Kevin Sorbo. It's rough.

Joxer's twin brother has plans to assassinate the visiting Cleopatra, but Gabrielle and Autolycus are determined to stop him with an elaborate plan that Xena would never approve of.

Xena is sentenced to death and Gabrielle feels a bit bad about it.

Xena travels to China for a holiday without Gabrielle, and reminisces about her first girl bath.

After a revolting meal, Gabrielle gives birth to an obviously evil baby, and then becomes one of those annoying parents who thinks her kid can do no wrong. Meanwhile Xena tries to kill the baby.

Xena joins forces with Peggy Bundy as she heads to Britannia to battle Caesar; Gabrielle follows a man named Krafstar, who she believes will teach her the ways of a peaceful religion but is probs just a cult leader.

Xena keeps repeating the day and losing loved ones, some days are sadder than others.

Ares tries to make Xena bump off her mother by making her a little bit lala, but it backfires when they end up on Maury Povich and discover that Gabrielle is the daddy.