Xena Warrior Commentary

Xena and Gabrielle join forces with a pair of basic ass con-men to save Joxer's life when a vengeful (and also basic ass) casino owner puts a hit out on him.

An annoying brat beats up Gabrielle in an effort to impress Xena. Then she continues to be annoying for 43 more minutes.

After Gab's is injured, poison arrow style, Xena must fight the entire world when really all she wants to do is make out.

The conflict between Xena and Gabrielle reaches breaking point when the pair are transported to the dream world of Illusia to settle their differences. It's iconic, and way better than that other TV show's musical episode, I SAID IT.

Iolaus must navigate a deadly but amazing alternate timeline where Xena rules the known world and no one has ever heard of Peanut, yay!

Callisto joins forces with Gabrielle's evil daughter, Hope, in an effort to go back in time and prevent the birth of Hercules by killing his mother. Unfortunately it's not as good as it sounds.

Xena's good kid is murdered by Gabrielle's sh#t kid, but Callisto is there so that helps. TW: Gabrielle sass from me.

Gabrielle is a bad writer and everyone has to pay the price, even sexy Kevin Smith!

A priestess (whose name nobody can pronounce), and a lusty barmaid (Meg) who look exactly like Xena team up with the warrior princess when 'generic villain' plots to destroy the Hestians.