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MAN ON FILM is BACK like cook crack and this week Mr. Xcellence dives HEAD FIRST into the horror madness that is Obsession — the micro-budget psycho-thriller that came outta nowhere and smacked the entire theater upside the head. Directed and written by the absolutely UNHINGED visionary Curry Barker, this movie proves you do NOT need a billion-dollar superhero budget to traumatize audiences properly. With a shoestring budget and enough anxiety to power an entire state, Obsession somehow became one of the most talked-about horror movies of the year… and after this review, you’ll understand why. Mr. Xcellence breaks down: The “face of fear” performance from the terrifyingly brilliant Nikki Why this might be the BEST horror movie of the year so far The infamous “cat scene” that had the whole theater screaming Why the main character was acting suspiciously scared of beautiful women  “Early Queen Syndrome” (yes… he really invented a term) The dinner freakout, the psychotic staring, the haircut scene FROM HELL Why this movie had grown men in the theater spiritually collapsingAnd somehow… between the chaos, screaming, paranoia, toxic love, bodies dropping, and “crazy punani economics,” MAN ON FILM still finds time to salute indie filmmaking and give flowers to one of horror’s newest breakout creators.This episode is hilarious, chaotic, wildly inappropriate, and somehow STILL a genuine love letter to creative filmmaking. Horror fans, toxic relationship survivors, and anybody who’s ever ignored a red flag because “the vibes were good” — this one’s for YOU.MAN ON FILM.Where it’s ALWAYS raining, man. 

 MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷 Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company. In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough to ask: Was this a cellphone company… or a glorified gold-plated walkie-talkie? Why does every “patriotic” business somehow end up needing billion-dollar miracles? Did the signal disappear faster than campaign promises at a gas station? And most importantly… WHO thought America needed a MAGA iPhone made out of vibes and transistor radio energy?!With the usual chaotic elegance, Mr. TEA serves piping-hot commentary, conspiracy-side-eye, Black Twitter reactions, economics, gas prices, billionaire behavior, and enough spicy sarcasm to fry a SIM card.Expect: Psycho T theories Luxury capitalism slander Street philosophy mixed with geopolitics “America’s Daddy” energy And at least three moments where you’ll ask yourself:“Wait… did he actually just say that?”Classy? Absolutely.Messy? Without question.Fair and balanced? Baby… this is Mr. TEA. One thing is certain:The phones may have lost signal… but the tea came in crystal clear.

 MAN ON FILM: THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN — BIG P, BIG POWER, BIG POUTY P, PURE P UNDER-NUT CINEMAMr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio step into the shadowy halls of power for The Wizard of the Kremlin, a political thriller about Putin, Russia, image-making, power, paranoia, and what happens when the man behind the curtain might be scarier than the curtain itself.Jude Law pulls up as Vladimir “Big P” Putin, Paul Dano wanders through the machinery of Russian power, and MAN ON FILM asks the real questions:Is this a movie… or a dictator’s playbook with subtitles and cheekbones?In this episode, we get into: Jude Law giving “Young Pope meets Big Papa P” Paul Dano’s accent doing international espionage by itself Russia’s rise, fall, rebrand, remix, and reboot How power gets manufactured like a luxury fragrance Why this movie might need a part two immediately And why somebody in that theater smelled like salami, chips, and unresolved political traumaIt’s heady, messy, long in the tooth, but fascinating — the kind of movie that makes you want to Google history, side-eye geopolitics, and never trust a man sitting too calmly in a chair.The Wizard of the Kremlin gets the Mann on Film treatment — sharp, sassy, political, and absolutely Kremlin-approved (We Hope).

 MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_o Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio enter the arena for Mortal Kombat 2, and baby… the fatalities were flying, the fan service was fan-servicing, and the theater was packed with gamers, twunks, incels, tomboys, and everybody who ever yelled “GET OVER HERE!” at a Sega Genesis. This sequel comes in swinging harder than the first one — more characters, more chaos, more Baraka teeth, more Scorpion smoke, and Carl Urban showing up like, “Fine, I’ll save the movie myself.” But while the fights had sparks, the script had Xcellence asking one very important question:“Who wrote this weak sauce with a magic hat and floating lava rocks?”In this episode, we get into: Johnny Cage finally arriving Cole Young getting written off like a bad tax deduction Baraka needing way more screen time Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and the “get over here” economy Kung Lao’s hat allegedly being Mjolnir Mortal Kombat vs. Mario on the video game movie chart Wakanda hand-clap allegations And why Mortal Kombat 2 might be the flag football version of Mortal KombatIs it fun? Yes.Is it better than the first one? Absolutely.Is the story strong? Baby… finish that thought yourself.It’s bloody, nostalgic, ridiculous, loud, sassy, and somehow still not violent enough for two men who came to see spines get removed with customer service.Mortal Kombat 2 gets over here… and MAN ON FILM gets into it. Finish him? More like polish the script first.

 XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST: VELELLA VELELLA — WHAT THE HELL IS WASHING UP ON CALIFORNIA?! Welcome back to Xcellent World, the best show in the world… according to your mama anyway. This week, Xcellence dives face-first into one of the strangest things currently invading the California coastline:VELELLA VELELLA.Or as normal people call it:“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BLUE THING ON THE BEACH?!”From San Diego to Santa Cruz, mysterious little blue alien jelly-raft-butterfly-sailboat creatures are washing ashore — and apparently they’ve just been floating through life letting the wind decide their destiny like emotionally confused millennials. In this episode: X tries to pronounce “hydroids” for 20 minutes Portuguese Man o’ War catches a stray Childhood butterfly crimes are confessed publicly Tiny ocean sailboats for ants are investigated California beaches turn into Pokémon spawn zones And somehow we end up discussing Karens, Hannity, Russian spelling bees, and whether touching your eyes after touching a VELELLA VELELLA sends you to another dimensionAre they jellyfish?Are they aliens?Are they Pokémon?Are they tiny ocean landlords being evicted by climate chaos?Nobody knows.But one thing is certain:If you can spell VELELLA VELELLA without Googling it, Xcellence officially fears you.The ocean is weird.California is weirder.And this episode? Completely unhinged. XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST Where education, chaos, and absolutely unnecessary commentary collide.

 MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar.Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged. Episode 1: Spirit Airlines — Rest In No SpiritLadies and gentlemen… pour one out.Not for a legend…but for an airline that had the audacity to charge you for oxygen and call it a deal.In this episode, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the alleged downfall of Spirit Airlines — from “bare fare” to barely surviving, from “budget travel” to “emotional damage with wings.”We’re talking: bailout delusions investors hitting the “nah” button bag fees that felt like a personal attack snacks that came with a bill (yes… even the peanuts caught a charge)And of course… a full-on roast session for an airline that tested everybody’s patience, wallet, and sanity.This episode is messy, hilarious, and brutally honest — because at MR. TEA, if it deserves the smoke……it’s getting the whole damn fire. MR. TEAWhere the tea spills…and the truth don’t ask permission.

 XCELLENT WORLD SHOW: Mr, TEA Crushes 60 MINUTES (AGAIN)! Welcome, welcome, WELCOME back to Xcellent World Show with your host Mr. Xcellence — where the world keeps worlding on, and the headlines keep flaming, and somehow… we still have to ask: Did he just say that out loud?This episode, we dive into Trump’s latest 60 Minutes interview — and baby, it gave us drama, deflection, side-eye, and enough “excuse me?!” moments!We’re talking: questions that hit a little too close answers nobody asked for a journalist keeping it together under pressure self-inflicted soundbites politics doing what politics does best: getting weird in publicAnd yes…we absolutely get into that moment where the question was about one thing…and somehow the response walked itself straight into a whole different room. This episode is funny, sharp, messy, and very Xcellent World — because sometimes the headline is serious, but the way it unfolds?Comedy. Pure comedy. Xcellent World Show — where culture, politics, chaos, and commentary all get dragged into the light.Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:If nobody said your name…Why did you answer like they did? #XcellentWorldShow#Xcellence#Comedy#60Minutes

XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK SISTER SHOW MAN ON FILM: MICHAEL BIOPIC This week on Man on Film, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the new Michael Jackson biopic — the music, the legacy, the performance, and the choices that had us asking questions. Final verdict: 75%Jaafar Jackson came to WORK, and his performance gives the movie its strongest moments. But is the film great… or just good?We get into the highs, the misses, the family drama, and the biopic choices that had us like:“Wait… where is Janet?”  Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.#ManOnFilm #MichaelMovie #MichaelJackson