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 NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only)Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a velvet whisper from the crypt.Is Dracula camp? Is he couture? Is he just a clingy, cape-wearing ex with boundary issues? We unpack it all — from bloodlust to bedroom lighting, metaphors to mother issues. And of course, we rate the drip, dissect the drama, and decide if the Prince of Darkness is still serving iconic in 2026.Expect laughs, shade, unexpected tenderness, and that signature Men on Film wit that stakes the heart of cinema one glamorous bite at a time.Now streaming on Acast, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever your dark little heart desires. Episode Rating:  (4 Fangs out of 5)#MenOnFilm #Dracula #Andrexcellence #MrCaravaggio #XcellentWorldNetwork

“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer DreamsSummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining. Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised.

 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold. #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”

 MEN ON POLITICS – “Trevor Noah Got the Smoke” Episode Date: 2/4/2026 Hosted by: X, The Phoenix PrimeEPISODE BLURB:When comedy meets chaos, who gets the last laugh?In this explosive, off-the-cuff episode of Men on Politics, X dives headfirst into the surreal storm that erupted when Trevor Noah dared roast Trump at the Grammys — and the former president fired back at 1AM like a villain monologuing in the dark. From secret islands and slapstick slander to billion-dollar lawsuits and burner tweets, this episode hits harder than a subpoena from Mar-a-Lago. We’re not just spilling the tea — we’re brewing the whole pot. Trevor’s got jokes. Trump’s got lawyers. X? He’s got questions. And possibly a lawyer on retainer. Tap in for the most savagely insightful political commentary you didn’t know you needed. “I don’t even jump into traffic with moving cars… Let that one sink in.” Press play. Laugh. Think. Flinch. Repeat.Because this ain’t just news — it’s Men on Politics.

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 EPISODE TITLE:MERCY (MOVIE)....IS WHAT CHRIS PRATT IS PLEADING FOR! | MAN ON FILM | Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its whitelandish plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Carbaccio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #FilmCritic #BussyMaster

 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) MEN ON FILM | Xcellent WORLD NETWORKBuckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real. Keywords / Tags:Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World Network, Podcast

Buckle up, BUTTERCUP — the zombies got gym memberships and RALPH Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .This week on Man’s on Film:RALPH’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritualAlso: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet. Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm. 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracy