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28 YEARS LATER..They waited to add VOLDEMORT? | MAN ON FILM REVIEW š„ | Xcellent World Network
Season 1, Ep. 25
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Buckle up, BUTTERCUP ā the zombies got gym memberships and RALPH Fiennes is serving āevil wizard turned hot doctorā realness.Itās 28 years later and somehow weāre STILL running. This aināt your cousinās horror flick ā itāsĀ boneĀ temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snapsĀ .
This week on Manās on Film:
RALPHās full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and heās built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energyĀ
Nicole Kidman STILL hasnāt changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMC
We rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snapsā¢ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and itās spiritual
Also: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).
Soā¦ should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet.
Ā Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts.Ā Watch your back, the infected got rhythm.
Ā 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifyingā¦ and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasnāt changed her AMC outfit.
This weekās ep:Ā Zombie daddy SamsonĀ 4/5 Big D SnapsĀ Scareface Spike supremacyĀ Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema
Ā Link in bio. Itās always rainingā¦ MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyHosted by Andre Xcellence!, this podcast universe is your gateway to truth, fire, and unapologetic vibes ā covering pop culture, sports, comedy, healing, music, and beyond. Under the Xcellent World banner, explore a rotating slate of bold, original formats:
Ā Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK ā Unfiltered truth-telling on life, culture, and cosmic alignment FROM THE BEST OPINIONIST IN THE WORLD
This week on Manās on Film:
RALPHās full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and heās built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energyĀ
Nicole Kidman STILL hasnāt changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMC
We rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snapsā¢ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and itās spiritual
Also: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).
Soā¦ should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet.
Ā Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts.Ā Watch your back, the infected got rhythm.
Ā 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifyingā¦ and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasnāt changed her AMC outfit.
This weekās ep:Ā Zombie daddy SamsonĀ 4/5 Big D SnapsĀ Scareface Spike supremacyĀ Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema
Ā Link in bio. Itās always rainingā¦ MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyHosted by Andre Xcellence!, this podcast universe is your gateway to truth, fire, and unapologetic vibes ā covering pop culture, sports, comedy, healing, music, and beyond. Under the Xcellent World banner, explore a rotating slate of bold, original formats:
Ā Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK ā Unfiltered truth-telling on life, culture, and cosmic alignment FROM THE BEST OPINIONIST IN THE WORLD
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