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WTB with Jen Brister, Maureen Younger and Allyson June Smith

Episode Eighty Seven: Barnacle Penis

Ep. 87

This week, Allyson's sick as a dog, battling the flu in the trenches, Jen gets caught with her head between Maureen's thighs and Maureen shamelessly removes her tights at the back of a gig.


Send your Ask Allyson questions and problems into womentalkingbollocks@gmail.com


See Jen on tour with "The Optimist" at jenbrister.co.uk

Catch Allyson live at allysonjunesmith.com

Get everything Maureen at maureenyounger.com


Recorded and edited by Impatient Productions. 

Artwork by Haiminh Le. 

Follow WTB on Twitter @wtb_podcast and on Facebook and Instagram @wtbpodcast

Hosted by @JenBrister, @AllysonJSmith, @MaureenYounger. Brought to you by @ImpatientUK.

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