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Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan
Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall are PINING for pirates
Season 2, Ep. 15
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This week on Write Me Dirty Katherine is setting sail straight into dangerously filthy waters. đ´ââ ď¸
Dropping anchor in the library are Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall, and things are about to get naughty.
Katherine sets them a racy challenge: write a scandalous tale featuring a pirate, buried treasure, and a parrot.
Can Lucia steer the ship? Will Sarah walk the plank? And whoâll strike gold before the scurvy hits?
Shiver your timbers. Youâre in for a bumpy ride.Â
New episodes every week! Thursday just got thirstier!
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