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Would A Panther Kill A Raccoon In The Wild?

Episode 25: A Porcelain Trampoline

Howdy Pardner, Welcome to Would A Panther Good Ol Fashion Pioneer Ranch where we got those country style questions to make you say YEEEHAWW!! mixed in with a bunch of cattle rustlin' comedy and bull ridin' banter!


This week we're talkin' bout: Magic vs music, digitising your life & some classic toilet humour!




We're happy to announce Manuka Pharm. as our season 2 Long sponsor! so you can get 10% off anything on their site:

go to: www.manukapharm.co.uk & use code PANTHER10 for a saucy discount! and you'll be supporting our show so we can get bigger, better and more wild!




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