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The Not-So-Invisible Man

Season 1, Ep. 39
Episode 39 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the exploits of a man dubbed “Scotlands Dumbest Criminal” for dedicating his life to crime, despite being hilariously bad at it. The things his poor long suffering lawyers come up with to explain his actions just get increasingly more absurd. It's stupidity at it's best!




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Promo: Bloody Happy Hour



Sources:

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/GUILTY%3B+David+McGregor%2C+you+stand+accused+of+being+the+most+stupid...-a0143092037

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/worst-burglar-back-behind-bars-1076618

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-criminal-jailed-2742026

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/perth-kinross/68726/thief-shocked-by-jail-sentence/

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotlands-dumbest-criminal-jailed-again-4174156

https://archive.news.stv.tv/archive/1350543-infamous-criminal-jailed-after-commiting-140th-offence.html

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thief-opts-childs-ride-toy-21818755

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-perth-shoplifter-behind-bars-23236015

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/courts/2877075/monday-court-round-up-oap-assault-and-face-mask-theft/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093224/Woman-tried-smuggle-sedated-monkey-plane-hiding-shirt-claiming-pregnant.html

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/the-most-bizarre-sa-crimes-committed-in-2022-so-far/news-story/3cdf9bacd419aa7cbc0b96750728b875

https://nypost.com/2017/06/08/man-desperate-for-ride-to-hooters-calls-911-ends-up-in-jail/

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