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World's Dumbest Criminals
Drunk Waterslide Action, Legal Woes of the London Twins, Naked German Unicyclist and More
Season 1, Ep. 10
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In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a couple of drunk English people who thought it was a great idea to break into a water park at 2am (it wasn't), the outrageous legal woes of actor twin brothers Jeremy and Jason London, a naked German man unicycling around tourist spots in Thailand and much more.
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Gran And Friend Break Legs On Water Slide After Drunkenly Breaking Into Pool, Jake Massey, Ladbible, Oct 4, 2021. Now the 'idiots' plan to SUE waterpark for breaking their legs on SHUT slides: Drunk duo left with horror injuries after riding blocked-up flume tubes at 2am are now threatening legal action, Stewart Carr, Daily Mail, Oct 6, 2021. Boozy gran who broke legs on waterslide once assaulted police officer after drink-driving, Bradley Jolly, The Mirror, Oct 9, 2021. This Morning fans fume after drunk friends threaten to sue waterpark after breaking legs, Rose Hill, edinburghlive.co.uk, Oct 5, 2021. JASON LONDONBeaten, Arrested And ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF, TMZ, Jan 29, 2013. This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car, Max Read, Gawker, Jan 29, 2013. Now he really IS Dazed and Confused! 90s movie star Jason London arrested in drunken fracas after telling cops: 'I'm rich and I'm a famous actor... look me up, b****'!', Chelsea White, Daily Mail, Jan 30, 2013. Jeremy London: I'm Vindicated in Kidnapping Case, Johnny Dodd, Mar 7, 2011. Jeremy London's kidnapper pleads guilty, Kate Ward, ew.com, Mar 7, 2011. Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer, Daily Mail, Jul1, 2009. 5 Daring Crimes (That It Turns Out Never Happened), Jeff Kelly, Cracked.com, Aug 16, 2009. Woman’s attempt to impersonate, take driving test for 73-year-old mother foiled by criminal charge, National Post, Jun 14, 2016. Why It's Unwise to Grow 734 Pot Plants Near Drug Dogs, Newser.com, Dec 6, 2015.
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23:09Episode 67 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Washington police officer who posted a video on Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/gold-coast/inside-nightclub-sin-city-usher-usain-bolt-amber-heard-craziness/news-story/ae14e0e784325d37b6612b7f61105e07https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/kicked-out-clubber-rescued-vent-5008251https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/breanna-strauss-federal-way-police-tiktok-b2168082.htmlhttps://pinacnews.com/index.php/2022/09/14/watch-washington-cop-suspended-after-posting-video-bragging-she-is-above-the-law/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8icJ-6AzsEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iNW-l4PTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxykMZQJ08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5xAH3ygy4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6xThHxehUhttps://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/burglar-escaped-from-police-in-handcuffs-then-used-bolt-croppers-to-free-himself-3325514https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19916752.dylan-mcewan-seacroft-jailed-boasting-crimes-online/https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/nt/not-the-sharpest-crim-in-the-dock-ng-17875a5544e05d911476273e067e5ffahttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5756713/Police-final-word-woman-trolled-Facebook-getting-away-shes-arrested.htmls66. The Imperfect Crime
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27:03Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive.Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an asshole.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191361/Wanted-Alabama-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-chase.htmlwww.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9EdSRtCFshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlIhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386https://www.waaytv.com/news/a-squirrel-on-meth-that-scares-the-fire-out-of-me-attack-squirrel-saga-gets/article_bdda954e-7a20-11ec-8e1a-d37f1ec39518.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlIhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/police-called-it-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-an-alabama-fugitive-says-its-his-beloved-pet/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q&t=5shttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/alabama-mans-trial-keeping-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-delayed-rcna13654https://original.newsbreak.com/@april-killian-1599867/2753904963697-where-are-they-now-alabama-meth-squirrelhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/south/vincenzo-martino-jailed-for-firebombing-car-at-happy-valley-over-drug-debt/news-story/c51e3f5e4aa70b7cbba6bd4813ed79b8https://www.thesun.ie/news/2490998/irelands-dumbest-criminal-held-up-donegal-restaurant-and-then-tried-to-escape-by-jumping-through-window-but-glass-didnt-smash/The Choreographer, the Critic and the Dachshund
27:50Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/german-ballet-director-fired-for-rubbing-dog-feces-on-face-of-critic.phphttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incidenthttps://www.dancemagazine.com/marco-goecke-attack/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/arts/dance/goecke-dog-feces-critic.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Goeckehttps://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/opinions/ballet-director-feces-attack-sexism-filipovic-ctrp/index.htmlhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incidenthttps://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/Kritikerin-Huester-nach-Attacke-durch-Goecke-War-in-Schockstarre,huester100.htmlhttps://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british-columbia/2023/9/13/1_6560692.amp.htmlhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/236875/norwegian-'dwarf'-hits-the-road-againhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html63. The Duelling 911 Calls
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