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Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty?

33. Helen (Harriet Kemsley)

Ep. 33

Where could Helen Smellen’s mother be? Dr Benjamin Jones will Google it.


Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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