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Why The Hell Are We Friends?

Rockin' Around The CRYSTAL Tree...

Season 1, Ep. 9

Things go tits up in this Christmas special when Mystic Muj and Atheist Ellis exchange festive gifts...


Plus, is Santa a drug dealer of the mushroom variety? And what do the Horoscopes have in store for the girls this Yuletide?!

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  • 8. You Lucky Sh*t!

    31:59||Season 1, Ep. 8
    Ellis is reeling from an unfortunate incident….but was it lucky or just mucky?Plus ridiculous bird superstitions, Muj sees red during a school raffle, and a horoscope leads to splinters in Ellis’ arse…Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 7. Pub Snub & Fart Therapy

    27:08||Season 1, Ep. 7
    Muj is dragged along to a pub quiz and she's not best pleased. Is there a spiritual view on farting? This question leads Ellis to some dubious new business ideas... Plus one of the girls is forced to tell a truly embarrassing (shart-tastic) story...Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 6. Pyschic Readings: Scary or Scam?!

    28:28||Season 1, Ep. 6
    Ellis FREAKS OUT when something spooky happens during her psychic reading... And who the hell is Claire Voyant?!Plus an ouija board dilemma in this week's Crystal Ball Conundrum...Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 5. Gaze Into My Eyes, Mr Potato Head!

    27:13||Season 1, Ep. 5
    Ellis has an unexpected ordeal with a potato at her first ever eye-gazing workshop.. 👁️🥔👁️And can you look into two eyes at the same time? Mystic Muj reveals all in this week’s Crystal Ball Conundrum. Plus Ellis wants to know if Muj has ever used frog’s blood to write a letter… 🐸Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 4. What the HELL is Ayahuasca?!

    27:14||Season 1, Ep. 4
    Can you sh*t yourself from drinking a psychedelic drug called Ayahuasca?! Muj educates Ellis and she's not having any of it! Plus, why is Muj rocking a necklace of skulls? And Ellis' horoscope is trying to get her into trouble with her other half again...Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 3. Celery Slut vs. Chocolate Chomper

    30:48||Season 1, Ep. 3
    Would Ellis give up sex over chocolate? How much cash does Muj splash on celery per year? Plus a crystal ball conundrum on having "the talk" with your Hinge date... And some frightful horoscopes for good measure!Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 2. Sound Bath or Snore Bath?!

    28:23||Season 1, Ep. 2
    Ellis reports back on her trip to a sound bath... And has anyone ever farted during one of Muj's workshops?! Plus a crystal ball conundrum on being attracted to bad boys...Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!
  • 1. Meet Mystic Muj & Atheist Ellis

    32:41||Season 1, Ep. 1
    A brand new podcast from two best mates who have NOTHING in common and often ask themselves, "Why the hell are we friends?!" Muj is a spiritual guru who loves nothing more than running healing workshops and staring at the stars.. Whereas Ellis is a staunch non-believer and can be found regularly staring at Muj blankly when she talks about crystals and spirits.. Join the pair as they rinse each other on a new topic each week and scrutinize each other's life choices. Plus get ready for your crystal ball conundrums to be answered...and some hilarious horoscopes! This week: Dancing of the ecstatic kind, unexpected RAGE in Ellis' kitchen, and how do you know if you've met your soul mate?! Got a dilemma to fling Mystic Muj's way? Drop a message to: whythehellarewefriends@gmail.com or @whythehellarewefriends on socials!