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Episode 100: “Fax machine tongue” (with John Rain)

Ep. 100

In this episode, Dean and Simon invite John Rain (Smersh Pod, https://linktr.ee/itsjohnrain) along to celebrate reaching a hundred episodes. All your favourite topics are covered; RoboCop, defunct high-street shops, gout, naughty pet dinners, race science, light entertainers from the 70s/80s and much much more! 

 

Robocop 2014 shows off his lungs - https://youtu.be/UFuxiZFwDPs  

 

Woolworths’ Jackie Chan Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewa8WzbpreY  

 

John’s framed Copycats autographs - https://imgur.com/Vp7Eomk  

 

Wikipedia – Frisian Literature -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_literature  

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