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Gelding the Sydney Swans

Ep. 169

Sup crips and creeps, here are some spicy discussions lemme tell ya, but we also have colds so sorry about that. spicy servings of:


-Phoebe Bridgers (get out of the way Lucy Dacus)

-Eunuch-ifying footballers

-horny racist footballers

-black japanese footballers

-Defending your landlord's property from the Chinese


Please enjoy!


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