Hello my beauties, welcome to the treasure trove of stories. You're so pretty. Wanna get in the jacuzzi? We can talk about... -Jesus, as a woman!-Childhood stories-Childhood stories-Childhood stories Patreon ep contains heaps of good stuff this week: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLink﻿ Our Sydney Comedy Fest Show: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/sam-bowden-aleks-milinkovic-up-late/

A Semi-Earnest Collection Of Childhood Stories

Sup you Dawwwgs. Thank you to all our new patreon members. We have returned (with a vengeance) after Sam's illness and we're back with a slightly longer shit talk for ya. We discuss: -Yasuke the Black Samurai-Marty Sheargold-Skullduggery Pleasant-Being an Italian Postman-Sam meets his first blind person-Aleks' son is a sleeper cell for new Yugoslavia Plus much more, of course. Join Us On Patreon: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLink

Extradition To Japan For Our Riff Crimes

Whats up family QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT - we are coming to the Sydney Comedy Festival this May, it'll be us doing some stand up, some podcast, maybe some music, getting blind drunk and talking shit about our stage tech when we think he's out of earshot, if you're in Sydney come through we'd love to see you - tickets are on sale here: <a href="https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/sam-bowden-aleks-milinkovic-up-late/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/sam-bowden-aleks-milinkovic-up-late/</a> THIS WEEK WE TALK:<ul><li>Wog mechanics dealing with a haunted pirate ship</li><li>Aleks' longing for a high tea</li><li>Kebabs Vs Banh Mi</li><li>Paying people to wear whatever hat you want them to wear</li></ul> Much love team! Get tickets to the show and if you want to hear Sam's salacious too hot for the main feed story here's our Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/wflpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/wflpodcast</a>See you soon xSam &amp; Aleks

Spoilers on The First Fleet

Sup legends. We're here, we're back, you know the rest. This week we come in on hot form: -Who to be angry at-After dark Batman Beyond-Alek's University requirements (mandatory spray tan)-Tryna write jokes like Louis CK -The gyspies-Accidentally ending up on the sex offenders registry Support the boys for extra content: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLink

The Dagestani Homophobic Hold

Good morning and happy Monday everybody - its rise and grind time. Shout out to everyone that came through to the Trocadero's birthday show, all love to all of you and if you couldn't make it we'll assume it's because you're part of the strong listenership in Japan. Also we're gonna be doing a show together in Sydney SOON - still working out some of the boring stuff but we'll have tickets on sale SOON! THIS WEEK WE TALK:<ul><li>Honestly I can't quite remember, the time in between editing this episode and writing this description has been about 9 hours and the memory of it has been wiped completely clean, and I'd skim quickly through it to figure out the gist but the lady and I are watching a 30 minute Youtube breakdown of this weeks severance episode while I'm typing and it'd feel rude so you see how I'm at an impasse. I do remember we talked about what if your sex robot got out and started introducing itself to people</li></ul> MUCH LOVE TEAM - please forgive the delay xSee you on FriyaySam &amp; Aleks

Castrato In The Anger Orchestra

GOOD AFTERNOON TEAM Its free lunch day and what a glorious day it is, we got some brand new big ideas in this weeks episode that once again most likely we will never pursue or if we do they will never be funded or popular. ALSO Sam &amp; I (Aleks) will be doing a show in the Sydney Comedy Fest this year, we'll let you know when tickets go on sale and very excited to see you there x THIS WEEK WE TALK<ul><li>Quitting comedy to pursue being club promoters in charge of a Femboy Night at the Stonewall Hotel on Oxford St</li><li>FRANZ FERDINAND </li></ul> Love you all, speak soon xSam &amp; Aleks

Shisha Femboy Night

What's up you dirty rotten scoundrels, we have a corker for you today. In fact, I don't even want to tell you what we discuss. We like to keep a balanced show, little bit of this, little bit of that. But truth be told, Aleks and I got ripped and just went on one of the greatest riff trains known to man. With the exception of an edit point at the start, this is one continuous chat; relatively unedited (there were some necessary beeps). So pour yourself a "Daniel-tini" and enjoy. Support the boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLink

Unintentional Greatest Hits Album

GOOD MORNING TEAM Happy Friday, hope ya'll had yourselves a blessed week - I am writing this description in a rush because the boy is going on a shopping spreeeeeeee. It's my birthday and I'm gonna treat myself to getting body dysmorphia in the General Pants changing room mirrors. And as I see myself shirtless in the harsh fluorescent overhead lighting I will think how lucky I am to have Sam and you dear listener in my life, the viscose party shirt might accentuate my tits and make me feel like a fat little princess but this podcast and you all accentuate my heart, you are the cotton blend around my soul that makes me feel safe and confident in this crazy General Pants changing room that we call life x THIS WEEK WE TALK:<ul><li>COCAINE</li><li>Setting a psychotic precedent at the vet</li><li>Sam is quitting vapes</li><li>Aleks finally gets a football team</li></ul> AND MORE Much love teamSee you next week xSam &amp; Aleks

Shitting Yourself In The Fart Contest

Whats up fam. Another lit ep for those who touch grass. This week we talk: -The erection-Elon Musk and the death of Joe "Leni Reifenstahl" Rogan-High school stories-How to treat your live-in maids when it's goon time-Australia's greatest plan to improve the country-Raygun (Of Course) Support the boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLink

Breakdancing On Your Period

Whoa, Free Lunch!? is the world's best podcast hosted by comedians Sam Bowden and Aleks Milinkovic. New episodes every Friday. Come for the funny thumbnail, stay for the hottest riffs.Audio podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Acast. We're just that generous. Patreon: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=copyLinkMerch: https://whoafreelunch.theprintbar.com/

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