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Where You Been, Loca?
E31: Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca!?
Season 2, Ep. 5
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New Moon, Chapter 5: Cheater - Bella left work dazed with despair. After driving around aimlessly, kismet happens. She finds some beat up, run down motorcycles free for trash picking. She figured this was the perfect revenge against Edward’s broken promise and Jacob, a gift from the gods, agrees to help her get them running again.
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Where You Been, Loca?
50:42||Season 1, Ep. 0In this Twilight reread podcast, three friends delve deep into the fantastical world hidden under a near-constant cover of clouds and rain in a small town named Forks, Washington. A book club style format, we post weekly podcasts to discuss all things Twilight as we reread the series chapter-by-chapter. When it comes to Twilight, whether you hate to love it or love to hate it, you're going to want to jump in on these conversations as we explore the complete canon, fan theories, and some wild ideas of our own. Warning - there will be spoilers! In this trailer episode, we share how we got into Twilight, whether we are team Edward or Jacob, which book and movie are our favorites, and so much more. We hope you will subscribe to and follow us on our podcasting adventure! You can find us on socials with the following handles:Instagram: @whereyoubeenlocapodTwitter: @WYBLpodcastYour hosts can be found on:Instagram: @marissssg@kala_dala@ariana_barTwitter:@mrssaxplnzitall@kala_dalaThanks so much for listening!1. E1: Is This A Meet Cute? Part 1
01:31:25||Season 1, Ep. 1Twilight, Chapter 1: First Sight - Bella Swan leaves sunny Phoenix, Arizona for rainy Forks, Washington. She receives a homecoming gift from her father, (the man, the myth, the legend) Charlie Swan. After a miserable first night in Forks, she is anxious for her first day at her new high school, but it’s fine, it’s not like anybody is going to bite her…We hope you will subscribe to and follow us on our podcasting adventure! You can find us on socials with the following handles:Instagram: @whereyoubeenlocapodTwitter: @WYBLpodcastYour hosts can be found on:Instagram:@marissssg@kala_dala@ariana_barTwitter:@mrssaxplnzitall@kala_dalaThanks so much for listening!2. E2: Is This A Meet Cute? Part 2
01:10:54||Season 1, Ep. 2Twilight, Chapter 1: First Sight - Bella barely survives her first day of school. She learns of the inhumanly beautiful and slightly unconventional Cullen family. Unfortunately for her, biology class with lab partner, Edward Cullen, is a far cry from welcoming. Is this a meet cute?3. E3: Fancy Khakis
02:30:56||Season 1, Ep. 3TRIGGER WARNINGS (see end of description for details). Twilight, Chapter 2: Open Book - Edward is a no show for the rest of the week and Bella gives us emotional whiplash due to his continued absence. Charlie marvels over how well behaved and downright perfect the Cullens are, unlike the other kids in town. Edward finally returns to school only to start digging into Bella’s personal life over an examination of onion root and the sparks are flying!TRIGGER WARNINGS:Discussions on suicide and sexual assault at timestamp 00:45:00-00:49:50Mention of the 9/11 terrorist attacks at timestamp: 02:12:00-01:18:454. E4: Sasquatch with Mange
01:54:36||Season 1, Ep. 4Twilight, Chapter 3: Phenomenon - Its treacherous winter weather in Forks and apparently the high school doesn’t believe in salting their parking lot. Tyler Crowley loses control of his van and is about to do some serious damage to Bella and her truck. But have no fear, Edward is here and was standing right next to her the whole time! Bella is shipped off to the hospital, strapped to a gurney in the back of an ambulance while Edward gets to play with the sirens up front. Dr. Carlisle (Zaddy) Cullen discharges Bella and she goes home to dream of Edward for the first time that night.5. E5: Shut Up, Ariana!
02:17:51||Season 1, Ep. 5Twilight, Chapter 4: Invitations - It’s been six weeks since Bella and Edward last spoke but that hasn’t stopped Bella from dreaming about him every night. Some chick named Sadie Hawkins is hosting a spring dance and all these boys are fawning over Bella, hoping they will be the lucky fella she asks to the dance. But Bella can’t even walk without falling down, let alone dance, so she will be spending that day in Seattle instead. Will she be there alone?6. E6: Bedward, Carly and Esmee
02:05:34||Season 1, Ep. 6Twilight, Chapter 5: Blood Type - Things between Bella and Edward are getting hot and bothered. Edward invites Bella to sit with him at lunch and it’s everything you might expect from these two: awkward, cryptic and weirdly flirty. Edward skips biology class but Bella still goes and immediately regrets it while Mike fumbles his chance to be Bella’s hero.7. E7: IT'S LA PUSH, BABY!
02:07:14||Season 1, Ep. 7Twilight, Chapter 6: Scary Stories - It’s La Push, baby! Bella and the gang go to the beach. They hit the tidal pools, Bella contemplates the constructs of time and tries to make good on her promise to Edward to not fall in the ocean. The reservation boys join the party and Jacob introduces himself to Bella. The pair take a walk and Jacob tells Bella some Quileute legend scary stories.8. E8: Cargo Khaki Emporium
02:02:51||Season 1, Ep. 8Twilight, Chapter 7: Nightmare - Bella blasts Phil's favorite beats on repeat until she falls asleep and dreams of Mike, Jacob and Edward. Startled, she wakes up and asks Jeeves, "vampire." She scours the internet and Vampires A-Z for more information and legends about vampires. Overwhelmed with embarrassment, she takes a walk in the woods to mull over her options. The Cullens are no shows at school early in the week and Bella decides to join the other girls for a shopping trip in Port Angeles.