What's All This Then with Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson

It is four o'clock in the afternoon I must stop what I am doing immediately and find a table of small sandwiches and cakes NOW! Is probably what you think British people say every day, right? You fool. We're talking high tea (more accurately 'afternoon tea') with Ally Beardsley, from the podcast Gender Spiral and Dimension 20. Plus, which American actor has done the worst British accent?

Oi, that watery bint's got me sword! Is what King Arthur might have said when he met the Lady of the Lake. I think. We're joined by podcaster and streamer DeadBlossomJesse to discuss the tale of King Arthur, mostly through the lens of the bonkers 1981 film Excalibur. Plus, the sad demise of Gentleman's Relish.

Dangdalaladangdang, dang dang dang dangdalaladang dang... and so on, is what I say when I'm being the James Bond tune. We're talking The Most Annoying Spy In The World with comedian Ahsohn Williams, who also made us do our poshest accents for kicks. Plus, why don't British people care about going to the moon?

Hello! Is something a chav might say. Oh you don't think that's right? Examine your assumptions, you snob. We're joined by comedian and podcaster Eli Yudin (What A Time To Be Alive, twitch.tv/pig_dog) to discuss chavs. What is the stereotype and what is the reality? What was Chavscum? Remember "happy slapping?" Plus, the shin-kicking championships, and Libby's hated backronyms.

I got your fackin' nose mate... Is what Jason Statham might say if he were your unpleasant uncle. God I hated adults who did that. You're NOT funny. Funny is quoting the Simpsons. We're joined by Andrew Law of Boonta Vista to discuss the work of Jason Statham, with an extended digression into The Beekeeper. Plus, are they putting Woke Beavers on our money?

Bing bong bing bong... bing bong bing bong! Is what I'd say if I was Big Ben and it was half-past the hour. We're joined by comedian Jeremy Kaplowitz, host of the podcast Quorators, to discuss Big Ben. What's all that about, eh? Massive clock in the middle of London? Did You Know It's Actually Just The Name Of The Bell Not The Name Of The Tower???? Plus, why is there so much nudity on British television, and is any of it any good or is it all just a bit minging?