What Could Go Wrong.
Another Special Announcement
Let's take two girls (early to early thirties)
Both filthy rich (incorrect)
From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra)
Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate)
From velvet robes (velour)
To cattle poles (trolley poles)
Lets take away their limousines (vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator)
Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes)
Well they're both spoilt rotten (??)
Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm literally never not crying)
Heaven knows who can survive (it's anyone's game)
This simple country kind of liiiiiife
In this minisode we give details for our upcoming LIVE show, 6th Feb 7.30pm at The Dutch Trading Co!