Weird Meditation

Read by Joshua CrispHave you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Yurii Kohut from PixabaySound EffectsLetter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayTea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - PixabayFox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayAn Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Viacheslav Starostin from PixabaySound Effects:Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiinNighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from PixabayKeyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from PixabayNotification Beep by Universfield from PixabayNotification good & Opening door by Jurij from PixabayShop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from PixabayAn Artlandish production

Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0Contains some strong language.An Artlandish production

Read by Selena Mersey (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from PixabaySound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0*purrduction managerAn Artlandish production Follow us on Instagram

Read by Sophia BehnIt's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Sound Effects: Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0 Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0 Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0 Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0 Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0 Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0 Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay An Artlandish Production

Read by Mark BrailsfordThis is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Piotr Witowski via PixabaySound Effects:Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabayoldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionContains some strong language