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3. Theme Park
20:33||Season 5, Ep. 3Read by Matt Vickeryep life is a rollercoaster, it has its ups its downs and there’s often more vomit than is strictly necessary. Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Alex Wit from PixabaySound Effects:Turnstile by freesound_community from PixabayRoller Loop by BaDoink -- License: Creative Commons 0Small waterfall by MountainDweller from PixabayRunning Water by INNORECORDS -- License: Creative Commons 0Toy train toot by Nicholas Judy from PixabayAn Artlandish production
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2. Turning Left
18:46||Season 5, Ep. 2Read by Matt Vickery (with Oliver Redpath)We all need a bit of luxury now and again. And let's face it, if you listen to this podcast, this is as close as you're gonna get.Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena McCormackBackground music by Ashot Danielyan & Jerome Chauvel from PixabaySound Effects: arunangshubanerjee via Pixabay OverlookHotelRecords via FreeSound -- License: Creative Commons 0Recorder playing by Tamara TraceyContains some strong languageAn Artlandish production
1. Yogass
16:13||Season 5, Ep. 1Read by Oli RedpathWeird Meditation accepts no liability for any injuries or emotional damage caused in carrying out any of the instructed movements. Namaste.Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena McCormackBackground music by JoyInSound from PixabayAn Artlandish productionFollow us on Instagram for updates
6. Winter Wander Land
21:54||Season 4, Ep. 6Read by Sian Hutchinson[After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip?Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Alex Wit from PixabaySound EffectsWindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- License: Creative Commons 0skiing and snowboarding by Selector -- License: Creative Commons 0Sledding on snow by Semen Surin from PixabayHusky sound by freesound_community (antisocialhermitcrabfrom) from Pixabaysnow footsteps (outside recording) by Nimlos -- License: Creative Commons 0Magical whoosh by Bryan Jesus De Los Santos Breton from PixabayFireplace (light) by Makape -- License: Creative Commons 0Grandfather clock by freesound_community (Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli) from PixabayAn Artlandish productionFollow us on Instagram for updates
5. Magic Carpet Ride
29:04||Season 4, Ep. 5Read by Joshua CrispHave you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Yurii Kohut from PixabaySound EffectsLetter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayTea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - PixabayFox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayAn Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation
4. Scavenger Hunt
25:43||Season 4, Ep. 4Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Viacheslav Starostin from PixabaySound Effects:Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiinNighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from PixabayKeyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from PixabayNotification Beep by Universfield from PixabayNotification good & Opening door by Jurij from PixabayShop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from PixabayAn Artlandish production
3. Secret Garden
25:30||Season 4, Ep. 3Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0Contains some strong language.An Artlandish production
