We Scene a Movie

LOOK OUT! IT'S SPOOKY SEASON! The podcast is delving for the first time ever into the horror genre!I'll be honest I don't think many folks read these. I know I sure don't. So let's be real - scary movies are scary. I went full wuss mode and watched this movie on something the size of a postage stamp held at arms length, and you know how long my arms are?

It's 2024, so let's talk about a movie that essentially flopped when it came out 17 years ago that's not available easily on streaming today!Hot Rod is a beloved movie for one of the three of us. Come listen in for 2 people to have one opinion, and for me to justify loving a wildly stupid movie.Listen in for:Aaron talks inside baseball (metaphorically)Derek's under-the-radar smugness about saying nothing funny happens after the first 45 minutes of Hot Rod.Kate and Derek both having to apologize to their spouse about having spent money on this movie

Not the bald one. This is that sexy hitman, you know the one named Gary.Listen for:Kate still not making me use the censor buttonAaron feeling uncomfortable calling a hot woman hot on micDerek learning that plastic bags are dangerous, even without duct tape

LET'S GET EMOTIONAL!In celebration of the upcoming/definitely already out right now technically Inside Out 2, we watched the original Inside Out on Disney+.Listen in for:A bunch of stuff you won't hear where Kate kept using filters to put things on her face that looked not like what they were supposed toDerek change his mind repeatedly about how good the movie is.

WHOA!Did you see that? That movie that came out like 10 days ago? Cause it seems like nobody did.... but we did. And we recorded a while back, it's coming out now. A bit late. If you're upset about that, I'd say don't get mad, alright?Listen ForListener mail!Derek's hot (wrong) takes about FuriosaMore big eye talk

This is the way.Frankly it makes our release schedule line up better with movies that are coming out soon anyway. Listen for excuses like:I was on travel.I briefly forgot how to speak.Derek was frozen in ice.Kate left to attend clown college.The sun exploded.Derek and Aaron high fived so loud it blew out their ear drums.Kate got stuck in an escape room.Godzilla attacked.Derek made a joke so saucy his computer had to go to the shop.Mark Wahlberg heard us trying to do Bostonian accents and beat us all up.Aaron accidentally watched The Other Guys instead.I got a sunburn.I got Saltburned.Or whatever.

STUNTS!It's an action/comedy/romance/Ryan Gosling movie - what's the worst you could say about it? Come listen to me scrape the bottom of the barrel on my bad opinions.Listen for:Aaron goes to the bathroom Kate goes from excited to disappointed Shirtless talk

NOT THE CAPTAIN AMERICA ONE. We watched the A24 "Civil War" - and let me tell you it's a romp. Just a good old time. Aaron wasn't a huge wuss about it at all.Even if you've not watched this movie, give the episode a listen. It's better than the last one. That movie was bad. This one is not.Listen for:Video game adaptation talksDerek keeps up with the Kardashians3 different Team America: World Police referencesThe definition of the term "Money Shot"