We Got The Chocolates

Let's not beat around the bush... the most exciting thing this week is the new Chocs gear. We couldn't be happier and it is now available here! Gode blows up about the Joke of the Week selections after the Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit went with a safe choice. Leigh presents real headlines, mixed in with some ones he has written himself and asks you to decipher them. We have been roped into running the Sydney Marathon and the wonderful people at Whoop have a challenge for us (you may remember them from such times as the 18 year old penis guy.We also have an affiliate link to join Whoop and receive a month free and that is here... join.whoop.com/thechocsHere is how things went: 00:30 Gear Launch04:30 FOTS08:40 Joke of the Week11:45 Headline Hoaxes16:35 Running Sydney Marathon23:05 Social Sins & Wins31:30 Alpha Bet You Can’t Do This Game with the Second Letter39:50 Get Recc'dVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Nikki Potter makes sensational short form videos and she stopped by to have a chat on this week's episode. She actually attracts quite a bit of media attention for courageous feats such as relocating spiders but then also for fairly simple occurrences like... eating breakfast. By the way, is having dishes to do really that stressful? Gode has plenty of questions for Leigh about how a Hair Transplant works and he then gets a trivia question the most wrong that you could possibly see. Here is how it went:00:25 Nikki Potter v Ray-Gun02:25 Townsville Torpedos & Sydney Singles07:45 Joke of the Week11:00 Nikki's News Stories17:41 Must or Dust24:45 The Follicles31:51 You're a Quizzard Gode38:52 You're in for an XYou can find Nikki's TikTok videos here.If you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here.Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Ammirati used the wrong pole during the Paris Olympics which is pretty unlucky, so we then wanted to hear what your unlucky moments are! Skin has been looking at LinkedIn a lot recently but not for the reasons you would expect. He hit us with some of the worst posts you could imagine. Then we racked our brains to think of famous people named a certain name. Here is how it went:00:30 Leigh's Deckchair Moments05:35 We Got The Chocolates Gear09:15 Joke of the Week12:00 Unlucky Moments20:00 LinkedIn Influencers27:25 Sports Faffery35:00 Famous First Names40:40 You're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently underway and Leigh has the inside scoop on some interesting behaviour from Olympic athletes during the swimming. The boys watched Simone Biles compete again and left Leigh and Gode in awe/ second guessing a previous call they have made. We have a Nicknames segment for you with some outstanding contributions from the Choccies! Great week and here is how it went:01:10 Leigh and Mickus at the Footy05:50 Joke of the Week08:40 Olympic Lols15:40 Nicknames22:55 75 Hard Update29:45 Olympic O’Trivia Rodriguez36:50 You're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went: 00:45 Listen to the Chocs01:50 Leigh's Hair06:35 Joke of the Week08:40 Pram Namestorm17:35 Hypothetical24:53 Biggest Blunders31:55 Google Feud40:10 You're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer. We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did! 00:00 Intro03:55 Getting Into Golf05:20 The Accident11:16 Starting Rehab14:55 Starting the Mental Journey23:10 All Abilities Golf Division26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years29:59 Phantom Pain31:55 Sharing His Story35:05 Getting Closure37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice40:20 Three Favourite Golf CoursesVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!00:30 Leighs Hair Journey06:20 Joke of the Week08:35 Spectator Spotlight15:45 Death, Taxes &...22:55 Listen to the Chocs30:15 Reverse Malachi38:20 Get REKTIf you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here.Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?!00:30 New Nudio02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement07:20 Joke of the Week09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs24:50 Nice Locations to Propose32:15 Taboo Game38:35 You’re in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here.