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233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK!
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Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:
01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga
07:30 Joke of the Week
10:45 Pickup lines
17:25 Chip Trip
24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags
31:45 Reverse Malachi Game
37:20 You're In for An X
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