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201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart

We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:


7:50 Joke of the Week

10:20 Give You a Listening To

12:00 Must or Dust

21:30 FOTS

32:50 Nicknames

37:55 Taboo

44:25 You’re In for a Tweet


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