We Chose Poorly: A HIMYM Retrospective Done Under Duress

  • 10. Return of the Piss (S01E10: "The Pineapple Incident")

    01:50:26||Season 1, Ep. 10
    We love you, Ari <3 This week, we discuss this ICONIC fan-fave episode of HIMYM. Is it as good as people say? Maybe, but it's also, of course, deeply deeply weird. Watch out for the Spindly Man!
  • 9. Well, This Is the Show (S01E09: "Belly Full of Turkey")

    01:30:35||Season 1, Ep. 9
    We liked this one but we LIED when we said we had nothing to say about it.
  • 8. Ted Saw the TV Glow! (S01E08: "The Duel")

    01:18:35||Season 1, Ep. 8
    SUBTITLE: "Jesus Christ, We Recorded This Episode In July of 2024, I Am So Sorry." Anyway this is a p good episode of HIMYM, eh? It's kind of like a normal episode of television sometimes. This is the episode where we lay our cards on the table and admit this whole podcast will be a trans reading of the show, an objectively cool and fun thing to do. Also I (Charlie) have been fired as the first-pass editor for the episodes so, um, these should start coming out more regularly.
  • 7. Ted Is Our Unsub (S0107: "The Matchmaker")

    01:10:55||Season 1, Ep. 7
    Ugh.
  • 6. If I Was Gay, Would I F*** My Parrot? (S01E06: "Slutty Pumpkin")

    57:11||Season 1, Ep. 6
    Here's a question: are WE Ted? Are we pining after an idealized notion of a television show that by definition cannot exist in real life? Will HIMYM ever give us the love we seek? Anyway this is an episode about a REALLY hot pumpkin costume.
  • 5. Stupid Worldbuilding (S01E05: "Okay Awesome”)

    01:13:20||Season 1, Ep. 5
    Huh, I wonder where this Barney joke is going. Anyway, this episode gives us some short-lived conflict in Lily and Marshall's relationship and highlights Robin's internal wants! Cool! But mostly it's an episode about a very loud place.
  • 4. Ted. STOP. (S01E04: "Return of the Shirt”)

    01:20:57||Season 1, Ep. 4
    Ted the Pred makes his official debut as your hosts strive to be cool about everything.
  • 3. This Is Not a Normal Thing (S01E03: "Sweet Taste of Liberty")

    01:03:44||Season 1, Ep. 3
    Barney Stinson. Endearing clown? Deeply concerning man? Let's talk about it, while also squaring off in the first of what is sure to be many BLOOD DUELS between hosts!
  • 2. The Piss Isn't Really Part of The Analogy (S01E02: "Purple Giraffe")

    01:06:58||Season 1, Ep. 2
    After that pilot, we are shocked and encouraged to find that there are actual jokes in this one! Not only that but also an almost workable metaphor (sans the piss).
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