We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

In this episode, Bree pursues her AA sponsor while Lynette prepares a deposition in the Van De Kamp emancipation case, Gaby and Carlos learn that the baby they want to adopt has a father, and Susan and Karl are caught red-handed by Edie.Summer and Christy talk wedding day mishaps, not-so-stranger danger, and pitching another future show starring Dr. Ron.MERCH (check out our Predatory Divorcee hats)Join our Facebook group and our Subreddit!

Gabby and Carlos are courting a woman for her baby, Lynette is judging another mother in the office, Bree is blacking out at a department store in the middle of the day, and Susan has 3 men fighting over her. Christy and Summer talk the Mets, Memorial Day weekend, a new business proposal, and go on a lot of tangents this ep. SOCIALS: @Wearegoingtotell come say hi!!!

In this episode, Susan gets her splenectomy and a crazy love note from Dr. Ron, Gaby and Carlos try to adopt a baby, Bree refuses to buy her entitled son a car, and Lynette deals with Tom feeling emasculated AGAIN.Summer and Christy discuss the latest Wicked trailer, the fully conscious baby, TV recaps and flashbacks, Osama, and more.Follow us @wearegoingtotellFacebook GroupSubredditMerch

In this episode, Susan and Karl agree to commit insurance fraud, Gaby's mom offers to be a surrogate for her and Carlos, Lynette has babysitter issues and pawns her kids off on alcoholic Bree.Summer and Christy discuss international travel, the Sherman Oaks middle school fair, small men, and much more!Pardon any background construction noise in Los Angeles County.Apologies if we repeat ourselves or jokes at all! We had massive technical difficulties!Follow us @wearegoingtotellJoin our FB group and subreddit!

We're back!!! sorry for missing a week - blame Summer's illness. Bree investigates the Applewhites, Lynette deals with obnoxious male office antics, Susan commits insurance fraud, and Gabby rescues a slave. Christy and Summer talk airline anxiety, TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, Bobs Big Boy after hours, and a lot of other stuff.

In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again.Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flowers that we don't know the name of.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell - DM us your Dirty Laundry to read anonymously on our bonus episodes!FACEBOOK GROUPREDDITMERCHYou Sly Dog shirts now available!

We were so delighted to chat with the lovely Charlie Babcock who played Stu on season 2!!!The three of us discuss car repairs, freak earthquakes, DoorDash dramas, and the lore of Stu.Contains minor spoilers around the 31:50 to 34 minute mark.MERCH

In this episode, Gaby pressures Carlos to beat up a sleazy photographer, Susan goes to absurd lengths to get a date with a hot doctor, Bree gets arrested, and Lynette wants Tom to face his worst fear.Summer and Christy talk comedic funerals, getting wine drunk, vasectomies, and bedside manner.Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellMERCHREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP

In this episode, Gaby and Lynette fight over a kiss, Bree gets blackmailed by Andrew, and Susan forgets everything Zach did to her and tries to help connect Zach and Mike.Summer and Christy discuss unpaid work in Hollywood, drunken Disneyland antics, wishing Vecna a happy birthday, and much more.REDDITMERCH