Share

cover art for Mike Loves Susan!!!  (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep11: Move On)

We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

Mike Loves Susan!!! (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep11: Move On)

Season 1, Ep. 11

WE'RE BACK, BABES!!!


Wisteria Lane is finally searching for Martha Huber along with.... Felicia Tillman. Susan has a night out with Mike and Carl, Gabby gets a job, Lynette is threatened by her nanny, and Bree wants Rex dead.


Summer and Christy recount Christy's trip to Australia and what a Kangaroo looks like, and Summer's underwater birthday party.


Follow us on tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpod


Instagram: @wearegoingtotell


We are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been watching on DVDs. For more info go to sagaftra.org

More episodes

View all episodes

  • 4. Susan Vs. The Gays (Desperate Housewives, S4, Ep 4: Anything I Can't Stand)

    01:07:48||Season 4, Ep. 4
    Wisteria Lane is full of PESTS! Susan humiliates herself in-front of her new neighbors, Bob and Lee, Carlos becomes an STD Superspreader, Lynette buys a wig, and Bree deals with a surprise party and a surprise guest. Also, Mrs Simms dies.Christy and Summer mainly talk Summer's continuous tales of desperation upon moving to LA.
  • 3. Lynette gets STONED (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep3: The Game)

    01:01:40||Season 4, Ep. 3
    Lynette's mom makes her weed brownies, Susan goes to a new OBGYN, Gabby makes Carlos jealous, and Katherine covers up a family secret. Summer has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, and Christy talks Splash Mountain trauma.
  • 2. The Self-Appointed Queen of Wisteria Lane (S4, Ep 2: Smiles of a Summer Night)

    01:03:26||Season 4, Ep. 2
    In this episode, Susan disciplines Julie thanks to Mike, Lynette wants a chemo buddy, Gaby tries to get out of being Lynette's chemo buddy, and Bree crashes out over pie.PLEASE help our pod be better and take this SURVEYSummer and Christy talk car rentals and LA public transportation (AGAIN), Purple Cherry, and more!Subscribe to PATREON to listen ad-free and watch our other antics, including baking Bree's blueberry muffinsJOIN THE DISCORD!...or the less popular subredditTake a look at MERCH that's coming soon!
  • 1. Edie Lives! (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep01: Now You Know)

    01:05:47||Season 4, Ep. 1
    Edie survives her suicide attempt, Gabby and Carlos begin an illicit affair, Bree freaks people out. with her fake bump, and Susan freaks out over possible menopause. We also meet a new woman on the lane... KATHERINE. Summer and Christy talk car rental troubles, expired credit. cards, having opps, and NEW PATREON CONTENT!!!
  • 23. BREE IS BACK WITH A BUMP (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep23: Getting Married Today)

    47:56||Season 3, Ep. 23
    Apologies for the terrible soft audio on Summer's end...didn't know the mic wasn't on the whole time :/In this episode, Bree pretends to be pregnant, Lynette gets an unexpected visit from her mother, Gaby marries Victor, and Susan is unusually selfless.Summer and Christy discuss Los Angeles public transportation, snitches, and the definition of flashback.JOIN THE DISCORD!WEIGH IN:Flashback?Cold-open flash forward moment in time?
  • 22. Let's Have A Baby! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 22: What Would We Do Without You)

    36:38||Season 3, Ep. 22
    In this episode, Susan and Gaby go full-on Bride Wars, Edie wants to have a baby with Carlos, and Lynette hates Tom.Summer and Christy discuss moving to Los Angeles and the heinous institution that is CreditKarma.JOIN THE DISCORD!JOIN THE PATREON!
  • 21. The Tragic Demise of Lynette and Rick's (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep21: Into the Woods)

    01:14:40||Season 3, Ep. 21
    In this episode, Edie bribes Travers into wanting to visit more, Gaby gets a modicum of power that goes to her head, Lynette faces her feelings for Rick, and Susan goes rogue on the hunt for Mike.Summer and Christy discuss moving cross-country, cross-country flight woes, literal cat fights, and much, much more.
  • 20. DUCK CONFIT! (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep 20: Gossip)

    01:02:09||Season 3, Ep. 20
    Gabby wages war against Edie, Lynette goes out with her new boyfriend Rick, and Susan makes a choice. Summer and Christy talk unfortunate doctor appointments, bullying men, and make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Watch Big Hit Pending here .......
  • 19. I Saw The Man In Your Freezer (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep19: God, That's Good)

    01:00:43||Season 3, Ep. 19
    In this episode, Susan hastily plans her wedding while Mike tries to win her back, Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal, Lynette does her best to keep the restaurant afloat, and Edie and Carlos violate people's privacy.Summer and Christy discuss Happy Color, Sunday routines, impending cat playdates, and Summer's vertical A Trade of Hearts.JOIN THE DISCORD!!!