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The Battle Hymn of Susan and Edie (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep 3: You'll Never Get Away From Me)
Season 2, Ep. 3
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In this episode, Bree becomes the subject of an investigation, Susan is the green-eyed monster when Julie tries to do a church talent show with Edie, Lynette is a working woman (to her son's chagrin), and Gaby comes to a startling (disappointing) realization regarding John.
Summer and Christy discuss bad gen Alpha kids and ghost scrolling, the legendary Vermont belly dancing chicken, the cultural and personal impact of 30 Rock, and more.
FUTURE SPOILERS around the 51 minute mark for a few seconds!!!
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01:06:01||Season 4, Ep. 10In the aftermath of the tornado, Bree tries to pimp out Andrew to get her house fixed, Lynette goes to spread Ida's ashes, Gabby tries to get the laundered money back, and Susan wants her new house guest to stay forever. Apologies for the delay here..... Acast locked us out :( Extended version with a glimpse of Anthony's child actor past on YouTube!9. ITS A TWISTER! (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 9: Something's Coming)
01:17:36||Season 4, Ep. 9Christy and Anthony talk labubus and crazy neighborhood drowning.....Huge natural disaster takes the lane in this MEGA EPISODE!Sorry for the massive delay... we yapped for 2 straight hours and I had to cut out a lot.8. Andrew Cuts the Cord (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 8: Distant Past)
01:49:46||Season 4, Ep. 8ENTER: CO HOST ANTHONY LOUIS LEE!!!Christy and Anthony chat about religious woes and the blazing LA heat..In this meaty episode, Lynette finds out the "dark" secret of her mother and stepfathers divorce, Andrew and Bree finally truly reconcile, Gabby drugs Carlos so he doesn't go to the police about suspected to be dead Victor, and Susan sets Julie up with a drug dealer.The Lynette Sisters (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep7: Don't Judge a Book By its Cover
41:58|Summer and Christy have Freaky Friday'd locations a little bit...Summer talks cats on the roof, and Christy has more harrowing journeys. Gabby leaves Victor in the middle of the ocean, Bree gets her new baby snipped, Susan finds out Mike's an addict, and Lynette tries to pawn her mom off to her sisters.6. Frankenstein's Baby (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 6: Now I Know, Don't Be Scared
49:57||Season 4, Ep. 6Summer and Christy talk cloudy days and more coyotes. Halloweentime on Wisteria Lane and it's very spooky. Susan meets Mike's father in prison, Lynette goes possum hunting, Gabby tries to leave Victor (again), and Frankenstein delivers Danielle's baby.Not the Wisteria Way (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 5: Art Isn't Easy)
01:04:18|Wisteria Lane bands together against the gays new fountain, Katherine and Lynette run for president of the homeowners association, Gabby runs into her teenage ex again, Bree goes searching for her pregnant daughter, and Susan is being a people pleaser.Christy and Summer talk kitty problems and harrowing journeys.4. Susan Vs. The Gays (Desperate Housewives, S4, Ep 4: Anything I Can't Stand)
01:07:48||Season 4, Ep. 4Wisteria Lane is full of PESTS! Susan humiliates herself in-front of her new neighbors, Bob and Lee, Carlos becomes an STD Superspreader, Lynette buys a wig, and Bree deals with a surprise party and a surprise guest. Also, Mrs Simms dies.Christy and Summer mainly talk Summer's continuous tales of desperation upon moving to LA.3. Lynette gets STONED (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep3: The Game)
01:01:40||Season 4, Ep. 3Lynette's mom makes her weed brownies, Susan goes to a new OBGYN, Gabby makes Carlos jealous, and Katherine covers up a family secret. Summer has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, and Christy talks Splash Mountain trauma.