Why Don't They Make This?

Izzy spins his yarn about a cute couple who go for an intimate cabin in the woods, only to find that their being stalked by a cult. But what's this?! They knew, and they've lured the cult into a trap! Shenanigans ensue with all the brutal outcomes you might expect. Enjoy!

Chris dives into the script for a movie he was commissioned to write called "MERCS." It's an action-packed movie about a group of mercenaries hired to depose a would-be dictator, but is everything actually what it seems? Listen in to find out!

Chris and Israel contemplate horror franchises that kept going long past their originality expiration date, and which ones they would like to see more of.

Izzy brings to life his vision Jeepers Creepers 2 and explains where the Jeepers Creepers franchise should have gone with their sequel. Listen to what we were denied!

To kick off spooky season, Chris lays out his script for what he believes is an actually GOOD zombie western. The genre has been explored, but good grief do they all suck. But not this one! (Hopefully) So sit back and get your judgey hats on for this week's spooktacular episode of Why Don't They Make This?

This week on "Why Don't They Make This?" Izzy's turn to tell us a tale of woe and redemption and whatever else is rattling around in that noggin of his. This week's idea is called Ash and it's a fun one, so strap in for an epic fantasy adventure with duels and magic and glowing blood.

Chris is up with an idea that he's been working on for a few years and has actually written short scripts and treatments for: Evie and Beck Kill a Monster.Synopsis: When Evie’s ne'er do well brother accidentally turns her dishwasher into an interdimensional portal, all hell breaks loose. Interdimensional beings, known as Voids, begin coming into their world. Evie and her best friend, Beck, a ball-busting police officer, with the help of a surly agent named Faulkner, must stop the Voids from taking over our dimension.

It's Izzy's turn this week to share his idea for a film and it's a good one.Synopsis: On an alternate steampunk version of Earth, where all combat happens in the air, a hero who is driven by his strong sense of honor and has given up any earthbound life is shot down. Rescued by a woman, he is now reminded of what he's been fighting for and must decide if he's going to return to his duty or remain with the woman he now loves.