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In The City shoves more KyManda drama into our gullets and washes it down with even more LoverBoy promotion. Delicious! Amanda terrorizes Danielle on a trolley, Lindsay shoots baby bike content, and Kenny tries to find his dad. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Grab a tissue because the season premiere of The McBee Dynasty is a three-hankie special. Will Cole lose his generic McMansion? Will Temu Calah fill the void of Calah Prime? And will someone who’s unseen be sent somewhere else where he’ll be even more unseen? There’ll be so many tears you’ll need a dribble door to contain them all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too.  Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too. Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The season finale of Real Housewives of Rhode Island sees the gang head to Block Island for some confrontations, resolutions, and awkward moments.  Then it’s fun times as Brian goes to jail for installing a tracker on Rulla’s car!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Dennis gives Porsha a ring back on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Pinky seeks counceling from Montel Jordan because… why not? Insert “this is how we do it” joke here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Schwartz holds a 007 party on The Valley that feels more like junk bond than James Bond. Kind of makes you pine for the glory days when everyone would gather around the dust outline of Zack’s missing Monster fridge.  Oh wait, that was last week.  Either way, Nia’s flop meal train becomes a litmus test of Christianity, and Janet poses a question that leaves Luke flummoxed.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.