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Grab a tissue because the season premiere of The McBee Dynasty is a three-hankie special. Will Cole lose his generic McMansion? Will Temu Calah fill the void of Calah Prime? And will someone who’s unseen be sent somewhere else where he’ll be even more unseen? There’ll be so many tears you’ll need a dribble door to contain them all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too.  Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too. Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The season finale of Real Housewives of Rhode Island sees the gang head to Block Island for some confrontations, resolutions, and awkward moments.  Then it’s fun times as Brian goes to jail for installing a tracker on Rulla’s car!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Dennis gives Porsha a ring back on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Pinky seeks counceling from Montel Jordan because… why not? Insert “this is how we do it” joke here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Schwartz holds a 007 party on The Valley that feels more like junk bond than James Bond. Kind of makes you pine for the glory days when everyone would gather around the dust outline of Zack’s missing Monster fridge.  Oh wait, that was last week.  Either way, Nia’s flop meal train becomes a litmus test of Christianity, and Janet poses a question that leaves Luke flummoxed.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 2 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 1 of 2We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

In The City again features Kenny making an ass out of himself while defending against the use of his own words against him. Sure, he said he feels zero spark with the dummy who just crossed the country to be with him, but he never said the word murky, dammit! YOU WILL ALL PAY! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.