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The Real Housewives of Atlanta bond this week at the second annual Bayley (Plus Angela’s Mom Plus Girls and Gays) Bowl then Angela lays into Shamea while they all stand around in a circle in a gym. Angela will do a scene anywhere, bless her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his butt. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 1 of a 2-parterThe Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his butt. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

In The City shoves more KyManda drama into our gullets and washes it down with even more LoverBoy promotion. Delicious! Amanda terrorizes Danielle on a trolley, Lindsay shoots baby bike content, and Kenny tries to find his dad. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Grab a tissue because the season premiere of The McBee Dynasty is a three-hankie special. Will Cole lose his generic McMansion? Will Temu Calah fill the void of Calah Prime? And will someone who’s unseen be sent somewhere else where he’ll be even more unseen? There’ll be so many tears you’ll need a dribble door to contain them all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too.  Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too. Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.