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The Southern Hospitality gang heads out for another trip, this time to go tubing in a brown-colored, gator-infested river. But while everyone’s having a blast, Michols makes Lake feel like garbage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of 2Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a two-part recap**We open this recap with a discussion of the Summer House drama. Skip to 19 min to avoid it and get on with Below Deck!**Ellie loses it with Ben’s honey boobooing and takes it to the Captain on Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of 2Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes President and we never get to hear her call Eugene’s penis small again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a two-part recapMarried to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes President and we never get to hear her call Eugene’s penis small again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.