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This is part one of an epic recapSummer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapBelow Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

Southern Hospitality celebrates Michols’ So Dot Gay cover with a demotion over email, rebuffed apologies from Grace Lilly, and a new entrant to Bravo’s ongoing Terrible Mother of the Decade contest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

Bravo has spun off Summer House into a new show called In the City, which is the East Coast answer to The Valley. Get ready for a lot of dead end relationships and people making babies with losers they should never have even dated. We’re ready! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapKyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recapKyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.