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On The Valley Persian Style, MJ holds a twilight open house, and guess who shows up? Mauricio! But also, Tommy (sort of) and Skye (hilariously). Plus, GG reveals she’s in the diamond business because why not. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills explores Amanda’s journey into and out of a Florida cult while the Hamptons crew parties in Montauk. Then, Denise returns to the show for a sobering scene with Erika and Sutton. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The cast of Southern Charm heads to Mexico where tension builds between Charley and Salley about Craig.  Meanwhile, at The Iguana, Craig snaps at Venita aggressively. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Audrey tries her hand at comedy on Vanderpump Rules, and not everyone was laughing.  Angelica and her new breasts were furious! Meanwhile, a wobbly love triangle sort of emerges between Shayne, Jason, and Natalie. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Kyle takes Amanda to the apology dune on Summer House, but not even the silky sand of a Hamptons beach can save this trainwreck.  Meanwhile, Bailey wears a very large bow, and Ciara rips the sunglasses of West’s face. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Below Deck Down Under finally rids itself of real housewives for the real smackdown to begin: chef vs sous chef. Aleisa cries to the captain then makes Ben cry after marking him for death in a game of Shag, Marry or Kill. He literally cries. I can’t. Will he make it out alive? QUESTIONABLE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Elizabeth Day @elizabday from the How to Fail Pod joins us to talk all things Bravo. Grab her book “One of Us” at https://www.elizabethday.org/one-of-us We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

It’s time to plan the glamorous Med Ball on Married to Medicine and it’s such an esteemed, important even that they’ve put…Toya in charge. Hm. In other news, Jackie has ripped off newbie Angel’s scrub fashion idea and has zero remorse about it. This should be fun. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part two of a two-part episode!The Real Housewives of Potomac begins it’s reunion with a Wendy crying on the couch scene and then we move on to trashing the real criminal: QVC Stacey. Rise, girl! RISE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.