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Below Deck OG is back and in Thailand this time to welcome some Southern Charm offshoots trying to sell us on patterns. The new cast is stacked with a bunch of new dummies and Frasier is back with a spray tan and a very long todo list. The engine won’t work if you fail to start it three times in a row, so it has to be a good season, right? RIGHT? Hey, we’re on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac returns for a very Biblical season as Wendy uses the Bible to throw us off her track, Karen uses is to show us she’s a changed woman, and the newbie uses it to minister about preserving fruits and vegetables. Get ready to repent and fight about whose husband has cheated and whose is getting left in the dust. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac returns for a very Biblical season as Wendy uses the Bible to throw us off her track, Karen uses is to show us she’s a changed woman, and the newbie uses it to minister about preserving fruits and vegetables. Get ready to repent and fight about whose husband has cheated and whose is getting left in the dust. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This week, The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Tokyo to eat egg salad sandwiches, drink snake sake, and see how many people Vicki can confuse with her “woo hoo”s while she wanders around demanding hot dogs with mustard on top. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapBronwyn sends her enemies to the vintage vibrator museum on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and then they all fight about Lisa’s obsessive lip lining. Lots of talk about putting stuff inside ourselves, but no one is ready to discuss the nonsense Whitney is pulling out of herself to keep storyline moving. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a two-part recapBronwyn sends her enemies to the vintage vibrator museum on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and then they all fight about Lisa’s obsessive lip lining. Lots of talk about putting stuff inside ourselves, but no one is ready to discuss the nonsense Whitney is pulling out of herself to keep storyline moving. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a two-part recapErica, who apparently is a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York, invites the ladies to her private island. Well, the island that she owns a house on. Or rather, the island that she shares with a bunch of people who all own houses on it together. You get the point. Daisy then reveals herself to be the bone carrier of the group as she inflames tensions between Erin and Jessel, and Carole, well, she just wants a silk pillowcase. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapErica, who apparently is a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York, invites the ladies to her private island. Well, the island that she owns a house on. Or rather, the island that she shares with a bunch of people who all own houses on it together. You get the point. Daisy then reveals herself to be the bone carrier of the group as she inflames tensions between Erin and Jessel, and Carole, well, she just wants a silk pillowcase. We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Below Deck Med concludes with an epic finale. First, Kat faces the realities of dating a man from Charleston (protip: red flags are there for a reason!). Then Gen squashes Luke’s attempt at a heroic return with one very potent glass of wine. Finally, Joe and Nathan have a growl-off, which concludes with Joe sobbing and Nathan reminding us that the MOST important thing to him is family. Hope he remembers that while he’s rotting in a jail cell. Will they ever find this guy??? Hey, we’re on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.