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This is part 2 of 2It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part 1 of 2It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

A new franchise enters the villa! The Real Housewives of Rhode Island joins the Bravo roster with all sorts of simmering drama: polygamy! Cheap wine! Under performing coffee shops! Join us as we kick off a new era on Bravo! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

The Southern Hospitality gang heads out for another trip, this time to go tubing in a brown-colored, gator-infested river. But while everyone’s having a blast, Michols makes Lake feel like garbage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of 2Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.