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This is part 2 of 2This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

On The Real Housewives of London, Karen throws a dinner party which Panthea promptly ruins by probing Amanda for deets on her divorce(s) and then accusing Juliet of being fake.  Gasp! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

The Valley wraps up its season with Danny Booko finally having a moment of introspection and regret, followed by heartfelt apologies for the whole cast.  Just kidding! He dresses up like vampire Jonathan Lipnicki and annoys a party of already very annoying people. Thankfully, Janet bonks him with a plastic cup. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Kacie’s tallow threatens to tear the family apart in the most bland way possible on The McBee Dynasty. Is there any hope for this future Shark Tank reject? Plus, with a Vegas trip looming and an event called Cowboy Christmas to attend (not a Western themed gay orgy, sadly), the family must weather a new challenge: the most pessimistic rumor EVER about Steven Jr. and Kacie. Grab your oversized coffee beverage: it’s time to recap the dullest show on Bravo. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

In The City wraps up its first reunion by revisiting the endless Lindsay-Danielle feud before taking one last victory lap around the demise of Kymanda. The real fun, however, is watching Andy’s increasingly bored sighs and suppressed yawns. Farewell to the Amanda Batula era of Bravo. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

House of the Dragon delivers a pretty big character’s death this week. Unfortunately, David Foster didn’t show up in time to write a song about him. Whoops! Sorry bout that erasure from history. Meanwhile, another pair of cousins gets the tingles and Alicent betrays her son. Again. Just another day at the office! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Don’t forget to subscribe on our Winter is Crappening podcast feed!https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6958168b6446068fdc3dacff

This is part 2 of 2Luke leaves Below Deck Med, and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a 2-part recapLuke leaves Below Deck Med, and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.