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This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island are still at the Newport mansion this week. Who will be the biggest pill? And will Rulla actually show up to work or will her affair continue to haunt the episode without her? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta are in Texas, where half the ladies refuse to ride a horse and the other half try to figure out where cattle is supposed to run to. K Michelle finally decides she might like these women after all and Kellie tries to take down Porsha on a sprinter van. She fails. Yeehaw! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta are in Texas, where half the ladies refuse to ride a horse and the other half try to figure out where cattle is supposed to run to. K Michelle finally decides she might like these women after all and Kellie tries to take down Porsha on a sprinter van. She fails. Yeehaw! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion ends with a whimper as Dorit, Kyle and Erika refuse to reconcile. Aw, the Fox Force Five is officially dunzo and in the ground. How will we move on? We’ll find out next year! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

The cast of Southern Hospitality is still in Punta Cana and Emmy still can’t understand what she’s done wrong. Just leave her there. Lake makes up with Mia and Molly, and all it took was getting caught in a lie about swapping fluids with the Milk Man. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

It’s a San Diego weekend for The Valley. Janet tries to convince everyone she’s just a perk bubbly fun lover, which triggers Kristen. Meanwhile, Danny tosses away any viewer support he might have had into the gutter when he gets mad at his wife for being…too nice. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.