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Below Deck Down Under finally rids itself of real housewives for the real smackdown to begin: chef vs sous chef. Aleisa cries to the captain then makes Ben cry after marking him for death in a game of Shag, Marry or Kill. He literally cries. I can’t. Will he make it out alive? QUESTIONABLE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

It’s time to plan the glamorous Med Ball on Married to Medicine and it’s such an esteemed, important even that they’ve put…Toya in charge. Hm. In other news, Jackie has ripped off newbie Angel’s scrub fashion idea and has zero remorse about it. This should be fun. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part two of a two-part episode!The Real Housewives of Potomac begins it’s reunion with a Wendy crying on the couch scene and then we move on to trashing the real criminal: QVC Stacey. Rise, girl! RISE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Potomac begins it’s reunion with a Wendy crying on the couch scene and then we move on to trashing the real criminal: QVC Stacey. Rise, girl! RISE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

On The Valley Persian Style, there’s a slip n slide party where Bamshad has the chance to defend his wife. Since his wife is Sky, he doesn’t get too far without being shot down. Meanwhile, the ambush lunch with Sky and Tanin fails and GG tries to come up with more ways to make up with her dildo king so he’ll pay for her new mansion. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to the Hamptons because it’s the only place Rachel doesn’t feel like a dead person, you guys. Amanda has a manifestation party  and we wonder if she accidentally envisioned a game of pin the tail on the donkey when she put this whole thing together because she gets dragged. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to the Hamptons because it’s the only place Rachel doesn’t feel like a dead person, you guys. Amanda has a manifestation party  and we wonder if she accidentally envisioned a game of pin the tail on the donkey when she put this whole thing together because she gets dragged. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!Madison gives birth to a stalk of corn on Southern Charm and the man babies continue to fight over deserves to cry hardest at Itchy Grass Farm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.