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The Southern Hospitality reunion beings with some squabbling leftover from the season finale Molly is still denying she did anything worth getting fired over, despite everyone agreeing that she sucked at her job even worse than she sucks at creating fake storylines at this current job. Emmy has a couple of fits about her man, but she saves the dry tear and hyperventilating for the microaggression stuff. To think that she’s literally spent weeks getting coaching on addressing this issue and is still putting out the old tricks. No word on whether she called the cops when a black man asked her a question. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of 2Zach loses his Momster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a 2-part recapZach loses his Monster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapSummer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up, promising a lit part three. Afterwards we check in on In The City! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recap!Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up, promising a lit part three. Afterwards we check in on In The City! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapBelow Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapLiz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

This is part one of a two-part recap! Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.