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Episode 108 - Encounter at Farpoint - Part 1

Season 1, Ep. 108
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The Warped crew emerges from FTL and finally arrives at the good stuff. Witness our very first commentary of Star Trek: The Next Generation. We recall the days of being young and innocent, when we thought The Animated Series was going to be our deliverance. Ah, the halcyon days of yesteryear. While building a bridge between generations, we manage to prove our value as Trek lore educators.


Who mourns for werewoof? Probably all the poor cables that got ripped out in the greatest catastrophe to ever befall Warped Studios! Oh yeah, and Erin who tripped over said cables. She's fine, though. Probably. I don't know; I have a lot on my plate right now. I mean... our poor cables! Pray for them!


And so begins our endless love affair with Patrick Stewart's head shape.


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