Waking Up Wallace

Smithers is gay. Helen Mirren will no longer be topless. An island of Fire Ants. Rooster McConaughey gets a year’s supply of Miller Lite. Alabama Street Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese moms and more alternative news from October 7th, 2015.

Volkswagen gets in trouble, stealing fake phones, fornicating with slides, British Death Rays, selfie death risk stats, otters with asthma, dating app for bacon lovers, a deadly stampede at Mecca and more alternative news from September 25th, 2015.

Alabama tries to ban short shorts, a man proclaims an imminent attempt to transplant a human head, Antonio Banderas wants to bring the cape back to fashion, kids are drunk on hand sanitizer, North Korea warns the U.S. again, a breakout at a preschool, and more alternative news from September 17th, 2015.

King Cobras and Cheetahs, racist police chief in Idaho, lost dog found in Yellowstone, Arby’s in the news, North K-Pop, Captain Underpants, space headlines, and more alternative news from September 11th, 2015.

Jared goes down, Slenderman stabbings, Vice President Hogan, Tomato seasoning and The Heads of the Mayo State, Alabama man copulates with a pig (story later revealed a fabrication) and more alternative news from September 3rd, 2015.

The truth about hangovers, accidental falls to the death, Mexican gun battles, BK Burger Merger, a yacht race around the world, and more alternative news from September 2nd, 2015.

Dildos are hanging from power lines, cobras are loose, rosemary is good for brains, In Depp with Johnny Depp! and more alternative news from July 16th, 2015.

Jared gets caught, gators eat idiots, adults go to preschool, toilet phobias kill, and other alternative news stories from July 9th, 2015.

Free weed in Oregon, Leap seconds, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garnier Fructise, Sun Cream, and more alternative news from July 1st, 2015.