Stay Pumped! A Vanderpump Rules Watch Party

It's Surlesque! In this episode, David finds out Nathalie and Guillermo are married when Nathalie, shockingly, asks Katie and Stassi to perform burlesque for Guillermo's birthday, and Lisa and David discuss what she could possibly be thinking. The upcoming burlesque party drama pales in comparison to the drama of Ariana finally entering the SUR staff and the messiness of VPR, and David declares that Kristen is a drama shark. And on a very special episode of Vanderpump Rules, Jax has cancer. Or a cyst. Or maybe an ingrown hair. We aren't sure, but either way everyone is going to act like a jerk.

On this episode, Lisa and David discuss the season 2 episode "Rumors". We learn that Jax wants to work "behind the camera", and are shocked to learn what that means to him. Kristen discovers that not working is less stressful than working, but has to kiss the ring and suck up to Lisa Vanderpump to keep her place on the restaurant, and on the show. And of course, Ariana walks into SUR for her first shift there and Vanderpump Rules was never the same. Stassi and Scheana have an actually civil conversation, until Kristen walks by. Lisa and David also discuss their opinions on Kristina Kelly. Surprise - she's not a favorite.

In this episode, we discuss the season 2 episode "Only the Lonely". They discuss Tom's new "sad hair", marvel at Scheana's ever growing list of injuries, and of course, try to unravel the mystery of the most confusing fight about glasses ever. We also get a couple of hints about Katie's dark side. Also - Tom's band has a name! And it's terrible. But all is forgiven with a rousing performance from Martha Davis and the Motels, reminding us what talent looks like. Plus, stick around to the very end for a post credits scene.

On this episode David meets Kristina Kelly for the first time, Lisa and David imagine an alternate reality where Stassi stars in Real Housewives of DC, admire Scheana's ability to sniff out drama from a mile away, and discuss Scheana's ever growing list of medical issues.

We're back! After some time away to really miss the VPR cast, Lisa and David do double duty this week by watching the Vanderpump Rules season 2 premier AND the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills companion episode. David watches his first ever footage of Real Housewives and is shocked to learn that Brandi Glanville is tall, they discuss the comedy and the tragedy of Scheana's tooth, and witness a fight that makes the season 1 fight look like MMA. So glad to be back!

In this episode Lisa and David discuss the season 1 reunion. David learns he had no idea who Andy Cohen was, Lisa compares Bravo reunion shows to other reality reunion shows, we hear the one apology Stassi makes (and you'll never guess what for!) and we spend an hour listening to the longest Jax-planation yet.

Lisa and David discuss the season one finale! They say one final goodbye to Laura Leigh, try to figure out what the multi-day photo shoot is actually for, and talk about the revelations made in this episode. David experiences his first true VPR bombshell, they talk about surprises from the first season, and discuss what they want to see in the finale.

In this episode, we discuss season 1, episode 7, I'm in love with someone else. Lisa and David get to the bottom of what Katie is doing in the opening credits, Lisa explains to David that 2010 statement necklaces didn't have actual statements on them, Lisa finds out David doesn't know what Watch What Happens Live is, and they lament the end of Laura Leigh's time on the show.

On this episode, Lisa takes David on a deep dive of The Hills, Laguna Beach, and The OC, David blows Lisa's mind with a theory on Jax getting caught with his trousers down, and Lisa and David tell two VERY different versions of the infamous Frank gets fired storyline.