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4. Exsanguination and 'The Fisher-Price Piano Song Book'

Season 1, Ep. 4

The people of UZO and KED mourn the death of prolific and legendary actor Percy the fly. An insight into the exsanguination torture techniques of the UZO Government. A man practices a job interview to himself. Popstar Illie Dielish releases smash hit 'Stiletto Sin' and dedicates it to the homeless inhabitants of KED. A crocodile offers an anecdote and psycho-analytical insight. A new attempt to revive interest in journalism is launched with expensive subscription model. An 'Assisted dying' initiative is rolled out across KED - we speak to a 34 year old man about his reasons for signing up.

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