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74. Fantasy Hawaii Doesn't Want Tourists Either

Ep. 77

Today we're diving right back in time for the last of our Time Travel episodes, and it's time to meet the Avatar! It's....Yun? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Smelly Sky Bison, HRT Talk (Again) and Making Your Girlfriend Look Bad In Front Of Her Coworkers. Surely nothing bad could happen this week!


On this episode we discuss:

The Avatar Chronicles: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch3 The Boy From Makapu

and

Ch4 Honest Work


CONTENT WARNING: Patch's chapter this week is basically all about authority figures abusing a child, allegedly in order to help him.This involves both physical and mental punishments and coercion, and may be sensitive for some listeners. The chapter begins at the 37 minute mark, and ends at 1 hour four minutes. Then at 1 hour 30 minutes, there's a brief conversation between the hosts about how they're double jointed and can move their fingers strangely, which may be unpleasant for listeners with sensitivities to joints bending in unusual ways. This conversation lasts for three and a half minutes, ending at 1:33:30.


We've pretty much given up on twitter at this point, but you can still find us on bluesky at uswweirdoscast.bsky.social, or our Cohost, @UsWeirdos, since twitter has devolved into a yawning pit, devoid of care or human dignity! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com!

Check out our patron at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to our Animorphs podcast, The Ax Files, a full thirteen weeks in advance! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

 Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/allonthetablerpgs

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