A Midwinter's Tale/In the Bleak Midwinter 

*gong noise* Kelly and Amy are back with a little holiday cheer as they recap Kenneth Branagh's A Midwinter's Tale (or In the Bleak Midwinter to our UK Cousins), a 1995 black-and-white love letter to Shakespeare, the power of live theatre and Joan Collins. They discuss their obsession with Bravo's Below Deck Mediterranean, people making horrible choices, the casual homophobia of the mid-90s, FADGE, eating chili in England,Rita Repulsa, the Burning Man of the East, what the fox says, a church run by organized crime, Sporkle quizzes, a brief history of camp and the real-life inspiration for Hamlet. Want more <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCynicalBetch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Amy</a> in your life? Follow the Instagram for her new podcast <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thesearejustcards/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@thesearejustcards</a> for her take on tarot.

Three Buttons and a Bean

2019 Downton Abbey film

NEAME willing, Kelly &amp; Amy are proud to present their last Downton Abbey recap ever. All your favorites are here for the movie: Fashion Backwards, Amy Repeats History and a litany of goofy-ass callbacks to episodes past. They worry that this movie might get nominated for a gd Oscar, speculate about Matthew Goode's reaction to being contractually obligated to appear in this enjoyable but ultimately pointless thing, learn about hot gay sex throughout history, rejoice that there's basically no plot for Bates, call Isobel an Isoballer, get weepy at Maggie Smith's final scene as the Dowager Countess and Thomas' trip to the gay bar, ponder the inevitable zombie-laden sequel and lambast Branson one last time for being such a traitor to the cause of Irish independence. Finally, we can't thank you Cousins enough for your many, many years of loyal fandom. You've been with us through the good, the bad and the downright weird (Strumpet City, we're looking at you). There's not a Molesley among you, and we certainly hope you'll be along for whatever projects we cook up next. We won't be far away--you can find us on Twitter, where we often make humor jokes. Our handles are @kellyanneken &amp; @TheCynicalBetch. See you on the internets! LUNCHEON OUT (for reals, though)!

Flimsy as a Floozy

Victoria S2E4-9

Due to technical difficulties, Kelly &amp; Amy wrap up their coverage of Victoria and make a stunning announcement!

The End..?

Victoria S2E3 Warp & Weft

Kelly &amp; Amy talk a lot about Taco Bell in this recap of Victoria S2E3. They also chat Bane, Poortown Lite &amp; Bohemian Rhapsody.

Baklava Syndrome

Victoria S2E2 "The Green-Eyed Monster"

Kelly &amp; Amy overcome texts not going through to bring you the golden episode of Victoria, S2E2. They chat about Tilda Swinton, Dadbert and DODubs dividing up all the arts, the deliciousness of Ernst, poor baby Ada Lovelace, the rudeness of Shakespeare fans, Victorian Shake Weights, Lord M playing The Sims, marriage advice from Lord Byron, and the fact that Vicky doesn't understand metaphors

Pagets All the Way Down

Victoria S2E1 "A Soldier's Daughter"

Kell &amp; Amy are back and they feel like Slurms Mackenzie! For their recap of Victoria S2E1, they get to sit at the baronet's table! They also go off on a trans tangent, instruct people to take care of the smegma in their own eyes, curse out Lionel Bart, suggest an unusual method of birth control, and encourage everyone to read more novels.

You Smell Like the City

Victoria S1E8 "Young England"

Gather round, wrigglepantses! It's the S1 finale of Victoria and Kelly &amp; Amy are throwing up some nein signs. They discuss the vagaries of digital copyrights, apologize to to Alex Jennings, tell Vicky to stop watching makeup tutorials on YouTube, first-year marital strife, Lehzen's wet nurse requirements, Victorian maternity wear, terrible editorial choices, dueling rulings, and The Duchy Formerly known as Bone Town. Kelly thanks heaven for small mercies, Amy calls the plant police, and everyone agrees that Scarface is the worst.

I Do, Charloote, I Do!

Victoria S1E7, Engine of Change

Kelly &amp; Amy round the corner on S1E7 of Victoria. They're still not having it with 50 Shades of Chef, but otherwise enjoy this exploration of the Industrial Revolution. Kelly has a broom for a hand, Amy is somewhat boring and everyone's gotta find out what happened with Aquaman!

The Return of the Luncheon

Victoria S1E6, "The Queen's Husband"

Kelly &amp; Amy realy have the gigles in this recap of Victoria S1E6. They also fire Daisy Goodwin, experience the joys of Cecilia Buggin, explain sentient couch insurance options, dig into morganatic marriages, reveal that you can be horny and a good person at the same time, diss extremely slow southern accents, praise Wellington for living his best life, and eventually remember the name of the band Death Cab for Cutie. Kelly doesn't like to make a false idol of herself to herself, Amy fulfills her dream of being a punchline, and everyone's future selves have a lot to do.

What Would Gwen from Torchwood Do?

Downton Abbey, Mr. Selfridge, The Crown, Peaky Blinders & more!

The podcast that watched Downton Abbey so you didn't have to is still going! Just like your favorite British period piece, but with more feelings and swears! Bask in the glory of Dame Maggie Smith as hilarious Anglophiles Kelly Anneken &amp; Amy Schneider explore the class struggle, history, fashion, and the art of staring wistfully into the middle distance on Downton Abbey, The Crown, Mr. Selfridge, Peaky Blinders, every Titanic film ever made, Pride &amp; Prejudice, and much more!

Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast

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