Park Bench Ontology

This week, we examine the “Elbows Up” movement and Mark Carney’s Davos speech through the framework of Naomi Klein’s The Shock Doctrine. When crisis rhetoric meets elite policy, what changes — and what stays the same?A philosophical and political breakdown of neoliberal continuity disguised as renewal.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support:🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized📷 Instagram: @countgavin🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review!Mark Carney, Davos speech, World Economic Forum, neoliberal reform, disaster capitalism, Canadian political movements, economic crisis narrative

What actually gives people power today?🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support:🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized📷 Instagram: @countgavin🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review!Episode 5 of Park Bench Ontology explores sign value and social capital—the invisible currencies that organize modern society. This episode looks at how meaning, status, and recognition now shape outcomes more than material reality, and why so much of life feels like performance rather than substance.

What happens when reality TV becomes a haunted house?This episode looks at The Shining and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as the same structure repeating itself: endless luxury, frozen time, and personalities trapped inside a building that remembers everything.Using Mark Fisher’s hauntology, this episode explores how reality TV functions as a cultural ghost — a looped performance of wealth, identity, and breakdown that can never resolve, only repeat.Not horror.Not satire.A system that won’t stop replaying itself.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support:🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized📷 Instagram: @countgavin🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review!

Episode 2 of Park Bench Ontology looks at enframing — the idea that modern systems don’t just control what we do, but how the world shows up to us in the first place.Using Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, we trace how empathy, humanity, and morality become measurable outputs inside a technological worldview — and what happens when people start treating themselves like machines.This isn’t about robots. It’s about work, burnout, identity, and why being human now feels like a performance metric.When everything becomes a resource — attention, emotion, relationships — the question isn’t “Are we free?”It’s “Free to do what?”Park Bench Ontology is a lo-fi philosophy series about ideology, culture, capitalism, and existential drift.New episodes weekly.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support:🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized📷 Instagram: @countgavin🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review!

Burnout isn’t an accident.In this episode, I sit on a park bench and talk about why stillness feels suspicious, why boredom is treated like a problem, and how a society built on constant stimulation quietly teaches people to fear being alone with their thoughts.This isn’t motivation.This isn’t productivity advice.It’s a look at what happens when rest, solitude, and reflection are treated as failures instead of necessities.Park Bench Ontology is a podcast about identity, systems, and the strange things we’ve been taught to accept as normal.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support:🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized📷 Instagram: @countgavin🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review!

They told us fantasy games were dangerous, but reality was the real cult. In Episode 8, Gavin looks at how the Satanic Panic became a rehearsal for today’s culture wars — a simulation of evil that kept us from noticing the system running the show.Featuring dark humor, theory, and a touch of absurdism, this episode dives into the spectacle of fear, nostalgia, and control that defines our era.Park Bench Ontology — “Simulation / Spectacle: The Real Satanic Panic.”

This week, Gavin looks at necropolitics — the philosophy of who gets to live, who’s left to die, and how power hides behind empathy.From Charlie Kirk’s empathy shaming to the way immigrants, women, and Black people are turned into election-season mascots, Park Bench Ontology cuts through the moral theater of politics with dark humor and existential clarity.💀 Necropolitics: Living Isn’t the Point Anymore — a comedy of collapse for anyone trying to stay human under capitalism.#PhilosophyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #Necropolitics #BlackAbsurdism #PoliticalPhilosophy #ExistentialComedy #LoFiPhilosophy #CriticalTheory #MarkFisher #PoliticalSatire

Everyone loves to talk about “freedom” — but what kind?The freedom we’re sold isn’t liberation; it’s consumption. It’s “freedom” as brand — the right to choose between identical prisons.In this episode of Park Bench Ontology, I talk about how control got cute — how social media, the market, and even self-help language turned freedom into obedience.Because under capitalism, the illusion of choice is the control.Originally uploaded as ‘Necropolitics.’ Correct title: Freedom From Freedom.🔗 Watch full episodes & support:🌐 Website: https://gavinstephens.ca📼 YouTube: https://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology🎵 TikTok: @parkbenchontology📷 Instagram:@countgavin🐦 Bluesky/Twitter: @gavinbstephens.substack.com🎧 Listen to the podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized